Grafitti Wall Thread

[champagne1982]

There once was a girl from kazoo
'Twas all she was able to do
To suck her guy's willy,
'Til it turned him silly,
And he coated her boobies with goo.

 

[fawnie]

There once was a girl from kazoo
'Twas all she was able to do
To suck her guy's willy,
'Til it turned him silly,
And he coated her boobies with goo.

there once was a girl from belair,
who thought it wasn't quite fair
she couldn't lick herself silly
like her best friend milly
now together each other they share!

oh god..i'm going to bed!

 

[Tathagata]

I'm a chicken
and I need a good plucking.
Haven't been plucked good and hard
for awhile.

I'm not drunk and that was not a poem.

Let me be your Col. Sanders baby
Show me a feather and I'll pluck it
Show me your breast meat and I'll suck it
Spread your drumsticks and I'll fuck it
Coat you with my secret spice
Roll you over once or twice
Make you hot, fry you nice
And put you in my bucket



hey it's 5:30 in the morning
You ain't gonna get Yeats

 

[WickedEve]

Let me be your Col. Sanders baby
Show me a feather and I'll pluck it
Show me your breast meat and I'll suck it
Spread your drumsticks and I'll fuck it
Coat you with my secret spice
Roll you over once or twice
Make you hot, fry you nice
And put you in my bucket



hey it's 5:30 in the morning
You ain't gonna get Yeats

I'll be in the bucket
after flour and fuck it
hot rolls and lady
who cums with gravy

 

[Tathagata]

I'll be in the bucket
after flour and fuck it
hot rolls and lady
who cums with gravy

Add water makes it's own sauce??

 

[WickedEve]

Add water makes it's own sauce??

I haven't had lunch and I'm way too hungry to continue talking about chicken and gravy! lol I'm so hungry I could eat tath smothered in my gravy.

 

[tarablackwood22]

Add water makes it's own sauce??

For a good time, call Tath.

1-800-zenmaster


even now - new poem......please read.

talking to pirates - new poem......please read.

 

[Tathagata]

I haven't had lunch and I'm way too hungry to continue talking about chicken and gravy! lol I'm so hungry I could eat tath smothered in my gravy.

That'd take a whole mess-o-gravy

 

[Tathagata]

For a good time, call Tath.

1-800-zenmaster


even now - new poem......please read.

talking to pirates - new poem......please read.

another satisfied customer

 

[WickedEve]

That'd take a whole mess-o-gravy

mess-o-gravy by Eve
You can't eat just one serving.

Speaking of eating, the kids and I are going to lunch with the ex.
He's buying.
I'm hungry.
I'm going to suggest that we have chicken. And while I'm ripping the meat from the bone, I'll think about you and gravy. lol

 

[Tathagata]

mess-o-gravy by Eve
You can't eat just one serving.

Speaking of eating, the kids and I are going to lunch with the ex.
He's buying.
I'm hungry.
I'm going to suggest that we have chicken. And while I'm ripping the meat from the bone, I'll think about you and gravy. lol

i'm touched
truly

lol
and don't come back and tell you you had the " part that goes over the fence last" and thought of me

 

[champagne1982]

i'm touched
truly

lol
and don't come back and tell you you had the " part that goes over the fence last" and thought of me

Up and over, little rooster,
There's a gravy sucker on the loose,
If you hurry you'll be in the coop
Before you're choking in that noose.

Hurry up you silly bird!
There's a pussy wants to play,
After chewing you're but a turd
That she'll bury in the hay.

The meat that's sweetest is chomped last,
It was late up o'er the rail,
And as the kitty licks her lips,
She thinks of you, her favorite piece of tail.


Edited to solicite judges for Fawnie's and my shootout over at the Judo gunfight corral. Check with Lauren before 5pm MST today if you're available!
this was a public service announcement paid for, in part, by the Poets Against Bad Limericks Society

 

[Tathagata]

Up and over, little rooster,
There's a gravy sucker on the loose,
If you hurry you'll be in the coop
Before you're choking in that noose.

Hurry up you silly bird!
There's a pussy wants to play,
After chewing you're but a turd
That she'll bury in the hay.

The meat that's sweetest is chomped last,
It was late up o'er the rail,
And as the kitty licks her lips,
She thinks of you, her favorite piece of tail.


Edited to solicite judges for Fawnie's and my shootout over at the Judo gunfight corral. Check with Lauren before 5pm MST today if you're available!
this was a public service announcement paid for, in part, by the Poets Against Bad Limericks Society

a turd in the hay?

that's is priceless

 

[fawnie]

Up and over, little rooster,
There's a gravy sucker on the loose,
If you hurry you'll be in the coop
Before you're choking in that noose.

Hurry up you silly bird!
There's a pussy wants to play,
After chewing you're but a turd
That she'll bury in the hay.

The meat that's sweetest is chomped last,
It was late up o'er the rail,
And as the kitty licks her lips,
She thinks of you, her favorite piece of tail.


Edited to solicite judges for Fawnie's and my shootout over at the Judo gunfight corral. Check with Lauren before 5pm MST today if you're available!
this was a public service announcement paid for, in part, by the Poets Against Bad Limericks Society

i'd say maybe we gotta show the goods to get attention..but you're already doing so..quite nicely i might add..love that av..what, do i gotta throw some skin up there to help things along..is this a bribe? lmao..if thats what it takes! christ you people are hard to please..entertain..stimulate!

 

[tarablackwood22]

a turd in the hay?

that's is priceless

YOU started this, remember?


Born Too Late - new poem......please read!

even now - new poe......please read.

 

[Tathagata]

YOU started this, remember?


Born Too Late - new poem......please read!

even now - new poe......please read.

yes dear

 

[WickedEve]

a turd in the hay?

that's is priceless

Finally, someone found the perfect description.

 

[Tathagata]

Finally, someone found the perfect description.

looks like someone needs the choke collar put on

 

[Tathagata]

Finally, someone found the perfect description.

BTW
thats a funny looking banana youre eating


ok so
" Dear Prudence " has a great bass line
one of the best ever...
Why couldn't McCartney just stick to playing bass?

I mean did we NEED " Silly love songs"??
did we need " Junior's Farm, Helen Wheels, High High High'?
silly fucker


my former guitar player put it best and used to say ( on stage)
" They shot the wrong Beatle"

 

[fawnie]

BTW
thats a funny looking banana youre eating


ok so
" Dear Prudence " has a great bass line
one of the best ever...
Why couldn't McCartney just stick to playing bass?

I mean did we NEED " Silly love songs"??
did we need " Junior's Farm, Helen Wheels, High High High'?
silly fucker


my former guitar player put it best and used to say ( on stage)
" They shot the wrong Beatle"

lol
damn no wonder shes called wicked..
omg!

 

[perks]

I don't get what I'm supposed to be doing... poetic graffiti? can someone explain it to me again, in short sentences, so I can possibly grasp the concept?

I feel lost *waaaaah*

 

[WickedEve]

Graffiti you'd find on a wall
or maybe in a stall

something like but hopefully better:
Lulu Smash is sprayed
on the wall
curved and tall
her "call me" displayed

and tath may gather them all together for one big graffiti poem!

 

[WickedEve]

It's yellow, therefore it's a banana.

 

[Tathagata]

I don't get what I'm supposed to be doing... poetic graffiti? can someone explain it to me again, in short sentences, so I can possibly grasp the concept?

I feel lost *waaaaah*

write wahtever you want
a limerick
some grafitti
a rant
treat it like a blank bathroom wall



nice ass

 

[Tathagata]

It's yellow, therefore it's a banana.

what happens if i changed the color to blue??


( and my friend here say " Put it in your mouth for christssake")
I think he likes you