Have you seen/heard the person above you orgasm?

[pvt_addiction]

Haha!!

Nope. Not seen, not heard, not even witnessed the caps. Sigh.

I can’t say I have.

 

[slutindianwife]

Naaaa

 

[coachdb18]

Haha!!

Nope. Not seen, not heard, not even witnessed the caps. Sigh.

HI THERE!

 

[Handsonyou]

Thankfully no

 

[papadoc19]

I have not

 

[Iceprincess12]

I’m not positive, but I’m starting to think those laughing seals really aren’t seals.

 

[Sciwi]

I’m not positive, but I’m starting to think those laughing seals really aren’t seals.

I've heard her dogs grunt but it's not the same as a pussy

 

[Iceprincess12]

I've heard her dogs grunt but it's not the same as a pussy

I can’t get him to stop having orgasms.

 

[Sciwi]

I can’t get him to stop having orgasms.

I would stop but I know that's what she wants

 

[Iceprincess12]

I would stop but I know that's what she wants

That’s what Weinstein said too!

 

[Sciwi]

That’s what Weinstein said too!

That cunt stole all my best moves, but I'll regret anything sensible

 

[Iceprincess12]

That cunt stole all my best moves, but I'll regret anything sensible

What a twat!

I’m still waiting for your better than average moves.

 

[Sciwi]

What a twat!

I’m still waiting for your better than average moves.

Can you wait for my yoga sessions? I need to be limbar?

 

[Iceprincess12]

Can you wait for my yoga sessions? I need to be limbar?

Those sentences made me fake one. Something I never do. Can I add salt to the wound?

*Limber

 

[Sciwi]

Those sentences made me fake one. Something I never do. Can I add salt to the wound?

*Limber

As long as you can handle blue language

 

[Iceprincess12]

As long as you can handle blue language

I have 2 hands. I can handle most anything.

 

[coachdb18]

I have 2 hands. I can handle most anything.

No... not yet!

 

[Sciwi]

No... not yet!

He'd as brave as I am

 

[Iceprincess12]

He'd as brave as I am

You’re so cute when you’re brave. Gerbils are adorable, just ask Richard Gere.

 

[mrspank30]

You’re so cute when you’re brave. Gerbils are adorable, just ask Richard Gere.

Sadly I have not

 

[Sciwi]

Gerbils are also obedient, they just need pointed in the right direction

 

[Iceprincess12]

Gerbils are also obedient, they just need pinned

My dogs don’t even obey. Well, sometimes when they want to. I don’t think I could handle a pet who rolled over or played dead on command. Where’s the fun in that?

I’ve heard a growl or two.

 

[Sciwi]

My stomach growls far too often but it's nothing to do with you, it's all about the pussy

 

[Iceprincess12]

My stomach growls far too often but it's nothing to do with you, it's all about the pussy

I use to have one, but I’m allergic. She loved being petted. Just my luck to not have a typical cat.

 

[Sciwi]

No... not yet!

I use to have one, but I’m allergic. She loved being petted. Just my luck to not have a typical cat.

Yeah, you're all to blame, all pussies love getting petted