Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[SmokingFap]

You know what would look good on you? Clothes. Please put them back on.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Oh sorry, I burned all my clothes - because of the fleas!

 

[37_ttej]

You know what would look good on you? Clothes. Please put them back on.

Whoa, slow down man! It’s starting to smoke!

 

[dawn_of_night]

So, you want a new roommate?

 

[AngieGZC]

So, you want a new roommate?

Wake me up for breakfast!

 

[CreekyBonz]

Nice shoes...

 

[Wriggle]

Thanks, I bought them because they are the same colour as my pubes.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

*pulls hair from between my teeth*. This color?

Wait…no…

*another pull*

Oh THIS color!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I used to have so much more hair.

 

[Deadbed1968]

Do you live around here often?

 

[SherlockianMan]

Wanna Tubi and chill?

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Wanna come sweat with me in the heat? I'm already sticky

 

[SWR101]

Wanna come sweat with me in the heat? I'm already sticky

Oh, sure, I’m kind of slimy so we’ll work well together

 

[willlph]

Nothing is sexier than a woman that looks like she has buckwheat in a headlock

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Nothing is sexier than a woman that looks like she has buckwheat in a headlock

Is there any other way to hold buckwheat?

 

[willlph]

Is there any other way to hold buckwheat?

I think buckwheat prefers a good thighlock

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I know a good hogtie

 

[dawn_of_night]

Wanna Tubi and chill?

 

[Divindisguise]

Come help me check how sturdy my bed is.

 

[37_ttej]

Come help me check how sturdy my bed is.

Hey, man, I think you’re perfect …

… for this gameshow.

 

[Trubbycat]

You would fit perfectly in my trunk.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

You would fit perfectly in my trunk.

When you can’t tell if it’s an offer for anal or the beginning of your serial killer moment but that booty looks good so you go for it only to be a footnote on a documentary for the Booty Call Killer.

Is not what’s happening now.

So, my place?

 

[Trubbycat]

When you can’t tell if it’s an offer for anal or the beginning of your serial killer moment but that booty looks good so you go for it only to be a footnote on a documentary for the Booty Call Killer.

Is not what’s happening now.

So, my place?

Lady’s choice: anal or murder in the woods

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Lady’s choice: anal or murder in the woods

It’s the bear question all over again!!!!