Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[kieranhalcyon01]

But hitting those would hurt my hands

 

[FreckledSprite]

But hitting those would hurt my hands

Good thing we’ll already be at the hospital

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Good thing we’ll already be at the hospital

You make a good point! Maybe the ER will have those little cans of Shasta soda!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Soggy-Style? Sounds interesting.

 

[Lavalliere]

“So, you look like you could afford to buy a girl a drink…”

 

[YourSecretSanta]

“So, you look like you could afford to buy a girl a drink…”

“You look like you have at least an 4.8 star uber rating…”

 

[Lavalliere]

“You look like you have at least an 4.8 star uber rating…”

“Yeah I’m…really good at riding [wink]”

 

[YourSecretSanta]

“Yeah I’m…really good at riding [wink]”

“I believe that. You seem like you’d be generous with the tip too.”

 

[Lavalliere]

“I believe that. You seem like you’d be generous with the tip too.”

“Oh yes, I prefer a large…tip. But honestly the whole experience depends on more than just the tip”
[tries to subtly check out your abs]

 

[YourSecretSanta]

“Oh yes, I prefer a large…tip. But honestly the whole experience depends on more than just the tip”
[tries to subtly check out your abs]

“Well I appreciate your generosity. I always try to satisfy my riders. So let me know if there is anything I can do to make your ride more enjoyable.”

 

[Kraken_96]

Well how about we make this secret santa...not so secret...santa...fuck I don't know where I was going with that now

 

[Jodaily]

Do you come here often, um er ah, love your nails.
Dork!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Marry me.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Ok.

 

[Tallulah82]

Ok.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because it looked like you landed on your face.

(please don't hate me)

 

[JackKingOff]

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because it looked like you landed on your face.

(please don't hate me)

Damn it, i did, did He send you down to help me clean this mess up?

 

[Tallulah82]

Damn it, i did, did He send you down to help me clean this mess up?

Sure. Let me get my rubber gloves on first.

 

[Btq97]

Sure. Let me get my rubber gloves on first.

Please wear the wellington boots - love a woman in boots

 

[Tallulah82]

Please wear the wellington boots - love a woman in boots

On my hands?

 

[Btq97]

On my hands?

Yes please

 

[Qky75]

Yes please

I mean....you have a q.....I have a q.....since yours is BTq I guess I'll be Top

 

[Btq97]

I mean....you have a q.....I have a q.....since yours is BTq I guess I'll be Top

Dad?

 

[Qky75]

Dad?

Close! I can see where yes my son is confusing....Call me Father

 

[Btq97]

Close! I can see where yes my son is confusing....Call me Father

Will there be cake?

 

[Jodaily]

Will there be cake?

Probably not, but father may be making some creamy pudding for you. I know how he is.