Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[MidwestPrincess23]

My mom had me tested!

I have a neuropsych testing suite in my basement, want to come over?

 

[JackKingOff]

I have a neuropsych testing suite in my basement, want to come over?

What did you ask me to cum all over?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Did you want too see my interpretive dance to Nightmare on Elm Street while I’m dressed as Freddy?

 

[pantyboidoe]

oh, these liquids look fun to mix together! maybe we can get them to go boom boom boom

 

[Trubbycat]

You’re so much more fun than the last girl I buried!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

You’re almost as interesting as my sleeping cat.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

You dance nice but Fred Astaire you ain't

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

You dance nice but Fred Astaire you ain't

I'm going to seduce you while showing off all my Civil War battle site dirt jars...

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I'm going to seduce you while showing off all my Civil War battle site dirt jars...

I hear you like things in jars… would you like to come to my lab? I have teeth in jars, organs in jars, and an ear in a jar!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wanna be my tater tot?

 

[Kraken_96]

Wanna be my tater tot?

They give me the tater toots, hope that's okay

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I hear you like things in jars… would you like to come to my lab? I have teeth in jars, organs in jars, and an ear in a jar!

How on earth did you fit an organ in a jar!? Did you seduce Wayne Szalinski AGAIN!?

@Kraken_96 tater toots!? Are those made will real toots!?

 

[Photog1rl]

How on earth did you fit an organ in a jar!? Did you seduce Wayne Szalinski AGAIN!?

@Kraken_96 tater toots!? Are those made will real toots!?

Do you like boiled peanuts?

 

[LostHorizon]

Do you like boiled peanuts?

Let’s get naked, make out and see what happens.

 

[Photog1rl]

Let’s get naked, make out and see what happens.

That’s a better line than some of the ones I’ve heard.

Want to sail off into the horizon? Oh wait, will we get lost.

 

[LostHorizon]

That’s a better line than some of the ones I’ve heard.

Want to sail off into the horizon? Oh wait, will we get lost.

It’s incompetent flirting because it questions the obvious.

Really? Do really need to see what happens?

 

[Biggalute]

It’s incompetent flirting because it questions the obvious.

Really? Do really need to see what happens?

Buy me a drink and I'll tell you my very long, ever so interesting, life story.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

RC?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I need to sniff you and figure out if im allergic before we go out.

 

[fakingadulthood]

excuse me, but would m’lady do me the honor of spitting in my drink so I may taste her?

 

[Jodaily]

Would you like to see my bottlecap collection?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Would you like to see my bottlecap collection?

I make crafts from bottlecaps... wanna see?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I make crafts from bottlecaps... wanna see?

I can’t believe you made a sculpture of my cock using bottle caps! Life size at four inches. Just incredible.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

S'up

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I’m making top ramen, want some?