Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[crazychemgirl]

If I told you I don’t want to see your cock … would you pretend you didn’t have one just to keep talking to me?

 

[Apisto42]

If I told you I don’t want to see your cock … would you pretend you didn’t have one just to keep talking to me?

Hey baby, I’m a naturalist and I haven’t bathed in anything but rain water for five years. Wanna get in the sauna with me?

 

[Trubbycat]

Me horny. You game?

 

[Sappho_CGN]

Whether I ever had mental problems? Me? No, never, only the others ...

 

[Wriggle]

Y'alright, bird?

 

[Landshark1]

What’s you sign?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

What’s you sign?

 

[Joxlrg]

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I have no idea what panties you are wearing.. But I wanna see them

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Taco bell or McDonald's

 

[MandaPandaa]

Taco bell or McDonald's

Hey, so, I just bought an at home waxing kit I've been dying to try out. Can I try it out on you first? I've watched the 40 year old virgin. I'm basically a professional now.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Hey, so, I just bought an at home waxing kit I've been dying to try out. Can I try it out on you first? I've watched the 40 year old virgin. I'm basically a professional now.

Do you want to come over? I made a flip book of dick pics!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Do you want to come over? I made a flip book of dick pics!

Well, hey there. I see you're in the Midwest. Do you wanna come over? I have tater tots and mayonnaise.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Well, hey there. I see you're in the Midwest. Do you wanna come over? I have tater tots and mayonnaise.

Okay, I thought you were supposed to INcompetently flirt!!!! Barrel shaped potatoes and mayo? What’s not to love??

SKIP ME

 

[subdudeme13]

You look skipable

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Plans for our big date? Jumping rope for the world record. We only have to do it for sixteen hours.

I got the idea when my last date skipped out on me.

 

[WetBiMoose]

Hey there! Nice teeth! Did you buy em or steal em?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Hey there! Nice teeth! Did you buy em or steal em?

Paid to have them installed. Stole them from a grave. You look like you need some. I have as extra shovel.

 

[WetBiMoose]

Digging the vibe here

 

[morelikeasong]

Speaking of digging… can you help me dig up this rug I found in my yard?
Wiggles eyebrows

(Iykyk)

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Speaking of digging… can you help me dig up this rug I found in my yard?
Wiggles eyebrows

(Iykyk)

Um yeah. But only cuz we’ll go so viral (sets up cam on tripod).

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Coke?

 

[morelikeasong]

Coke?

Should I grab my credit card or pipe?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Should I grab my credit card or pipe?

Oh, you are offering to pay? I'm not sure they take credit....

 

[Trubbycat]

 

[UnquietDreams]

My mom had me tested!