Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[kieranhalcyon01]

And that's Numberwang!

hey, baby, wanna see my Megatron? ;-)

 

[SmokingFap]

I don't know about Megatron, but I've got the largest collection of Smurfs in my county. I think Smurfette is the reason I started puberty early. Want to see my entire boxed collection? Well, all but one...

 

[WerdNerd]

I've got cheese! Lots and lots of cheese!

 

[Rapier55]

That’s not my ring you can feel, it’s my watch . . .
I’m looking for my ring . . . .

 

[Grant55]

So you like sword play?

 

[dawn_of_night]

So you like sword play?

Is it a sword or a butter knife?

 

[SmokingFap]

Two wrongs don't make a right. But do you want to get naked and see what three wrongs do?