Phoenix Stone
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SkylineBlue said:I pmmed her, if she has time to fulfill my request, she will... if not, I will have to suffer the humilation of my badly placed and pointless thread... but it was an attempt to try to detract flirting elsewhere sot hat this rather interesting thread would have a chance.
I've been thinking of paddling devices of late. Things I can buy cheaply that would be very discreet that I can use to debauch a current lover I have.
Hmmph, my pm-er doesn't seem to be working, or were you talking to the thread librarian and begging an end to your public humiliation? Now how likely does that request sound of fulfillment around here?
Are you sure you want to detract flirting elsewhere? We mightn't like that. Ok, ok, I'll stop being pesty on this thread, in case it goes back to where it belongs and I have to face public humiliation in some unknown part of Literotica.
If you want cheap and discrete, why not use implements already available in your local pantry, or garage, or closet... bedroom slippers make a nice slapping noise. Seriously, maybe debauch something he already finds appealing in some other way? Gonna have to wander around my house thinking about that... yes, indeedy....
Knew there was Something! One of those wooden bread cutting boards with a handle for hanging up. (It was AA's spoons that set that train going.)