How do I find a Dom?

[Charlotte1975]

Finding a Dom, especially when trying to do it online, is a pain in the proverbial.

The ones with intelligence are hardly two-a-penny and, when you have to do your researches discreetly, the possibilities seem to shrink to vanishing point even in a place as large as London.

 

[LadyJaneUK]

See me

Send me a msg and I'll make you cum, you slut. Just meet me in the fields. It's raining hard on Tuesday night. Cum to Bath!

 

[DrWhoInLove]

Post to Lady Jane

Lady Jane: Are you reading Lady Chatterley's Lover, again and again?
My John Thomas says hello.

 

[LadyJaneUK]

Cum to me Charlotte, my little virgin pussy

No problem my little depressed piece of sub grade meat. Just ask. If it is torment you crave you will never be satisfied again after you have been degraded by me. I'll shackle you with real irons out in the cold wet fields and let my lover's monster punish you. His will make other men feel like noodles. You will never be satisified by another man again. Every hole in your depraved little body will be stuffed.
Then I will watch as my lover stakes you out and blindfolds you. He will gag you. Where will we leave you? In the grass next to the public right of way through the farmers' fields with your butt in the air. A big lighted sign, with fresh batteries, saying "Fuck this Whore" will be posted next to you. This is a known hangout for perverts and doggers. We will relish the cum that will be splattered over you and the cocks that will ravish you. In the morning I will lick the cum out of your holes and off your body. I will allow you to suck on my lover's cock and watch as he fucks me. You will then lick his monster clean and lick out my cum filled asshole and cunt. Then you will beg me for more. If you crave real life punishment, we can try Tuesday night as we are expecting cold heavy rain. I should take Wednesday off from work, as should you.

Finding a Dom, especially when trying to do it online, is a pain in the proverbial.

The ones with intelligence are hardly two-a-penny and, when you have to do your researches discreetly, the possibilities seem to shrink to vanishing point even in a place as large as London.

 

[myinnerslut]

No problem my little depressed piece of sub grade meat. Just ask. If it is torment you crave you will never be satisfied again after you have been degraded by me. I'll shackle you with real irons out in the cold wet fields and let my lover's monster punish you. His will make other men feel like noodles. You will never be satisified by another man again. Every hole in your depraved little body will be stuffed.
Then I will watch as my lover stakes you out and blindfolds you. He will gag you. Where will we leave you? In the grass next to the public right of way through the farmers' fields with your butt in the air. A big lighted sign, with fresh batteries, saying "Fuck this Whore" will be posted next to you. This is a known hangout for perverts and doggers. We will relish the cum that will be splattered over you and the cocks that will ravish you. In the morning I will lick the cum out of your holes and off your body. I will allow you to suck on my lover's cock and watch as he fucks me. You will then lick his monster clean and lick out my cum filled asshole and cunt. Then you will beg me for more. If you crave real life punishment, we can try Tuesday night as we are expecting cold heavy rain. I should take Wednesday off from work, as should you.

are you serious?

i wonder why anybody puts so much effort into these long pointless posts.

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to the OP, finding a dom can really tough, especially online. there are websites like collarme.com or alt.com that can help, but the asshats are a dime a dozen.

you can also try just becoming friends with people on lit and seeing where that goes. at least you know anybody posting here will be kinky.

 

[zoe8]

No problem my little depressed piece of sub grade meat. Just ask. If it is torment you crave you will never be satisfied again after you have been degraded by me. I'll shackle you with real irons out in the cold wet fields and let my lover's monster punish you. His will make other men feel like noodles. You will never be satisified by another man again. Every hole in your depraved little body will be stuffed.
Then I will watch as my lover stakes you out and blindfolds you. He will gag you. Where will we leave you? In the grass next to the public right of way through the farmers' fields with your butt in the air. A big lighted sign, with fresh batteries, saying "Fuck this Whore" will be posted next to you. This is a known hangout for perverts and doggers. We will relish the cum that will be splattered over you and the cocks that will ravish you. In the morning I will lick the cum out of your holes and off your body. I will allow you to suck on my lover's cock and watch as he fucks me. You will then lick his monster clean and lick out my cum filled asshole and cunt. Then you will beg me for more. If you crave real life punishment, we can try Tuesday night as we are expecting cold heavy rain. I should take Wednesday off from work, as should you.

wtf....

 

[MisterSir]

On the subject the thread was actually started for, be aware that Sturgeon's Law (that 90% of everything is crap) doesn't even come close to what you'll get if you advertise yourself. Probably 99% of what you'll get will be crap. That said, it's no reason to stop trying - to paraphrase the Great One, you miss 100% of the opportunities for a spanking you don't take.

No problem my little depressed piece of sub grade meat. Just ask. If it is torment you crave you will never be satisfied again after you have been degraded by me. I'll shackle you with real irons out in the cold wet fields and let my lover's monster punish you. His will make other men feel like noodles. You will never be satisified by another man again. Every hole in your depraved little body will be stuffed.
Then I will watch as my lover stakes you out and blindfolds you. He will gag you. Where will we leave you? In the grass next to the public right of way through the farmers' fields with your butt in the air. A big lighted sign, with fresh batteries, saying "Fuck this Whore" will be posted next to you. This is a known hangout for perverts and doggers. We will relish the cum that will be splattered over you and the cocks that will ravish you. In the morning I will lick the cum out of your holes and off your body. I will allow you to suck on my lover's cock and watch as he fucks me. You will then lick his monster clean and lick out my cum filled asshole and cunt. Then you will beg me for more. If you crave real life punishment, we can try Tuesday night as we are expecting cold heavy rain. I should take Wednesday off from work, as should you.

I actually rather like posts like these, they function as a good warning sign as to who I should be ignoring in the future.

 

[Nawtee]

nawtee!

single again, what what?

I am not her, she is not me. Will you stop that!


..She is fabulous though

 

[satindesire]

*Snip*


I actually rather like posts like these, they function as a good warning sign as to who I should be ignoring in the future.

GOD! Post a spew warning next time, will you?!

I just spent three hundred bucks on a new 24 inch monitor, for Chrissakes!

 

[LadyJaneUK]

Ignore me at your peril you little weenie

Really! How shocking! It is your right to ignore what your impotent body cannot control. My PMs suggest otherwise and I've had some deliciously perverted suggestions about what should be done with my cunt - especially from, oops, shouldn't embarrass private messangers, should I?
Keep it short you say? Is that what you are? Short? In height? In length? Or in balls?

The subject was finding a dom. I think I just did.

On the subject the thread was actually started for, be aware that Sturgeon's Law (that 90% of everything is crap) doesn't even come close to what you'll get if you advertise yourself. Probably 99% of what you'll get will be crap. That said, it's no reason to stop trying - to paraphrase the Great One, you miss 100% of the opportunities for a spanking you don't take.
I actually rather like posts like these, they function as a good warning sign as to who I should be ignoring in the future.

 

[00Syd]

OOOOOOOOooooooooooooh she called you a little weenie!! OOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooh!!!


(Anytime anyone calls someone something as silly as a 'weenie' it brings out my inner 5th grader. I have the urge to call someone a pee-brain.)

 

[MisterSir]

Really! How shocking! It is your right to ignore what your impotent body cannot control. My PMs suggest otherwise and I've had some deliciously perverted suggestions about what should be done with my cunt - especially from, oops, shouldn't embarrass private messangers, should I?
Keep it short you say? Is that what you are? Short? In height? In length? Or in balls?

Height. I struggled for years to get to the majestic specimen of 5'7-hood I am today - steroids, deals with the Devil, deals with the Robot Devil, the occasional use of a rack, you name it. Guess I'll never get to play in the NBA now.

Shame.

 

[DrWhoInLove]

Find a dom? Why?

It is relatively simple, really. Rather like finding a pet cat. They sort of just land on your lap when you least expect it. A dom will find you. Better keep a watch out over your shoulder in case it happens at work or in front of the management team at a board meeting.

 

[DrWhoInLove]

You long winded little slut

Can't you keep it to the point? But it is a free forum, n'est-ce pas?
Mental masturbation online is permitted. But think of the trembling little Charlotte whom you abuse so lightly, not considering her cravings for exactly what you describe. Your impotent rages against her purity have stifled a response from her and a multitude have jumped to her defense. Why does Charlotte not have a say in this? She might actually get off on it. It is Tuesday and raining. Is she on her way to meet you?

No problem my little depressed piece of sub grade meat. Just ask. If it is torment you crave you will never be satisfied again after you have been degraded by me. I'll shackle you with real irons out in the cold wet fields and let my lover's monster punish you. His will make other men feel like noodles. You will never be satisified by another man again. Every hole in your depraved little body will be stuffed.
Then I will watch as my lover stakes you out and blindfolds you. He will gag you. Where will we leave you? In the grass next to the public right of way through the farmers' fields with your butt in the air. A big lighted sign, with fresh batteries, saying "Fuck this Whore" will be posted next to you. This is a known hangout for perverts and doggers. We will relish the cum that will be splattered over you and the cocks that will ravish you. In the morning I will lick the cum out of your holes and off your body. I will allow you to suck on my lover's cock and watch as he fucks me. You will then lick his monster clean and lick out my cum filled asshole and cunt. Then you will beg me for more. If you crave real life punishment, we can try Tuesday night as we are expecting cold heavy rain. I should take Wednesday off from work, as should you.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I am not her, she is not me. Will you stop that!


..She is fabulous though

You know I do that shit just to irritate you, even though you never post here anymore.

 

[Primalex]

I was going to say, I know a lot of white guys who know how to build the barn, fuck the broad side of it too and everything in the barn as well as all the women on the farm. lol

Amish?

 

[satindesire]

deals with the Robot Devil,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkhVS0Jke84&feature=related

 

[LadyJaneUK]

Thanks for your instructions to this "virgin"

Thanks for your PM. To all you other wonderfully well behaved people, I WAS masturbating, mentally and physically. I still want to have Charlotte, though. Could you train her to be my toy? I am frustrated at work today.

Can't you keep it to the point? But it is a free forum, n'est-ce pas?
Mental masturbation online is permitted. But think of the trembling little Charlotte whom you abuse so lightly, not considering her cravings for exactly what you describe. Your impotent rages against her purity have stifled a response from her and a multitude have jumped to her defense. Why does Charlotte not have a say in this? She might actually get off on it. It is Tuesday and raining. Is she on her way to meet you?

The best things in life are free, especially subs.

 

[Nawtee]

You know I do that shit just to irritate you, even though you never post here anymore.

I'm touched you remember

 

[Homburg]

Height. I struggled for years to get to the majestic specimen of 5'7-hood I am today - steroids, deals with the Devil, deals with the Robot Devil, the occasional use of a rack, you name it. Guess I'll never get to play in the NBA now.

Shame.

Robot Devil drives a hard, hard deal.

 

[MisterSir]

Robot Devil drives a hard, hard deal.

It's my own fault, really. I've got my first eight or nine children tied up in deity-based ventures, and he didn't really seem interested in waiting around for me to sire #10. I told him if he made me taller (and more attractive and such) I'd travel the world and sire some kids, but noooooooo, he didn't think it was a good investment. Sissy.

 

[Homburg]

It's my own fault, really. I've got my first eight or nine children tied up in deity-based ventures, and he didn't really seem interested in waiting around for me to sire #10. I told him if he made me taller (and more attractive and such) I'd travel the world and sire some kids, but noooooooo, he didn't think it was a good investment. Sissy.

Well, it is probably just the economy. People are willing to give up first-borns just to make mortgage payment these days. Height is a pretty tall order comparatively.

 

[satindesire]

I thought your child had to be a third world adoptee before the Robot Devil would even have his agent call you? How else could Angelina manage to stay so skinny? Diet and exercise?! Puuulll-eeze.

The infant sacrifice gig is getting LA-style competitive. I heard that Suri Cruise got lip implants last week just to make Ba'al.

 

[Homburg]

I couldn't even get a cheeseburger for mine, so I wouldn't know. Maybe your immigrant adoptee thing has merit.

 

[MisterSir]

The infant sacrifice gig is getting LA-style competitive. I heard that Shilo Cruise got lip implants last week just to make Ba'al.

To make...

Oh that was such a horrid pun, I love it.