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subdued_passion said:
Did you mean bhabhis, like Savita bhabhi?



BTW, I love how you are not only an authority on women but on Indian people too. Chapeau!
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I'm a polymath.

COLD DIESEL says I'm twice as smart as anyone at LIT and as mad as a cut snake.
 
JAMESBJOHNSON said:
I'm a polymath.
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In my mother tongue 'poly' means something else and I totally agree with you that you are indeed a poly math.

:D



I'm sure your crystal ball will tell you exactly what I mean.


(psssst my mother tongue isn't listed on google translate so don't waste your time there).
 
JAMESBJOHNSON said:
Afterwards? Pray you don't get a disease. I know you don't know it but most rapists get infected by their victims.
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BWHAHAHAHAHA. Oh shit. I just caught what you said there. It totally makes sense that a rapist, who has unprotected, violent sex with many people, would be infected by his victim. This makes sense. Much like knife wound victims are responsible for the spatters of blood the assailant acquires during his assault.

And, are the victims really victims JBJ? It seems like the rapist is getting the raw deal here.
 
Is this where I show up for the rape lessons and diabeetus supplies?
 
pmann said:
BWHAHAHAHAHA. Oh shit. I just caught what you said there. It totally makes sense that a rapist, who has unprotected, violent sex with many people, would be infected by his victim. This makes sense. Much like knife wound victims are responsible for the spatters of blood the assailant acquires during his assault.

And, are the victims really victims JBJ? It seems like the rapist is getting the raw deal here.
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Its a fact.

What makes sense is how rapists exploit opportunities to attack women. Jack the Ripper did the same. If youre out on the street and high and desperate.
 
pmann said:
Supporting evidence please?
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Bite me.

Think I fell off the turnip truck?

Next youd discount the sources. That's how you play the game. And its a fools errand to try and change your mind.

So! If you got a better hand call my bluff or STFU.
 
Rainshine said:
This thread is all kinds of amazing.

I'm so proud of how you're all growing into your Rapeyness. I of course know nothing of Rapey behaviour (thank you pmann!!) as I am very vanilla and practically a virgin, but I applaud you all so avidly soaking up the learning here and look forward to the first graduation ceremony.
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They gotta get laid first or the course doesn't count.
 
JAMESBJOHNSON said:
Bite me.

Think I fell off the turnip truck?

Next youd discount the sources. That's how you play the game. And its a fools errand to try and change your mind.

So! If you got a better hand call my bluff or STFU.
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I think you fell off the shitwagon.

It depends what the sources are. If they are you, as in, you raped a lot of women and you now have VD.

What do you mean call your bluff? Are you bluffing? I thought I did call your bluff when I asked for facts.
 
pmann said:
I think you fell off the shitwagon.

It depends what the sources are. If they are you, as in, you raped a lot of women and you now have VD.

What do you mean call your bluff? Are you bluffing? I thought I did call your bluff when I asked for facts.
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Lemme say it slowly for you...if you have a better hand than me play your cards.

I have better things to do than hold your hand
 
JAMESBJOHNSON said:
Lemme say it slowly for you...if you have a better hand than me play your cards.

I have better things to do than hold your hand
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Lemme explain it to you in terms a doddering old fuckwit can understand.

1. You made an outrageous statement.
2. I asked for facts to back up that statement. (i.e.- played my hand)
3. You keep talking about card games like a fucking idiot instead of supplying evidence to support your claims.

We are stuck on step three.

I'm not asking to hold your withered old hand.
 
pmann said:
Lemme explain it to you in terms a doddering old fuckwit can understand.

1. You made an outrageous statement.
2. I asked for facts to back up that statement. (i.e.- played my hand)
3. You keep talking about card games like a fucking idiot instead of supplying evidence to support your claims.

We are stuck on step three.

I'm not asking to hold your withered old hand.
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I don't care how you judge me, who in the fuck are you that I wanna please! If you got different facts than me show your cards.
 
Hmmm... Looks like Grandpa read some PUA material on the interwebs and now fancies himself to be some kind of "Seduction Guru". He's like the real life version of the TV show "The Pretender".
 
So, to seduce a woman…

1) Silly animal or fish analogy.
2) Have a tight fitting pot lid.
3) Isolate victim, err I mean date.
4) Serve Rohypnol Sangria
5) Ask to see card (health card? STD test card) to prove no transmission of STD if raped
6) Proceed with shifting her context.


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What the hell kinda Geritol is this blabbering codger drinking? And why am I on his mind all the time, up there with ‘maters and the All Bran. He’s droppin’ my name all over the place – I get more mentions by him in his threads than I post.



I suppose it’s both a blessing and a curse being popular with the acrimonious geriatric crowd…
 
Rainshine said:
Pip81, it is ill advised to question your elders. Especially such scholars as our dear Jimbo. The best thing we can do is absorb his wealth of knowledge in all things welding, air conditioning, pharmaceuticals, women and psychology. See how nicely those things all fit together? You could tell Ole Jimbo had a career path planned out from a young age and worked damn hard to achieve the dream...

1. Welding skills for the manufacture of elaborate cages and containment devices. Check!
2. Air conditioning expertise to secure adequate ventilation for decaying corpse (post skinning of course). Check!
3. Backyard Pharmaceuticals to mix natural alternatives to Rohypnol. Check!
4. Psychology for manipulating into dark corners. Check!
5. Achievement unlocked! RAPE READY!!

There's a lot to be learnt from a man on a mission like Jimbo, Pip81, take notes. You too, could be rape ready if you work hard to achieve the dream.
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I like you :rose:

You are welcome to rape me anytime you like, but nothing penetrative in any way... I don't want to lose my virginal status. ;)
 
subdued_passion said:
I like you :rose:

You are welcome to rape me anytime you like, but nothing penetrative in any way... I don't want to lose my virginal status. ;)
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Seeeeee!!! I told you it would be good when she showed up!!! She's a class A rapist. She could make a hooker blush.
 
Emerson40 said:
The only problem with this is that unpleasant, ignorant people get old too. (see pretty much any thread started by James B Curmudgeon)
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Ignorant? He knows everything about everything, so he says. And he's twice as smart as everyone on lit, so he says. And he's had sex with (raped) many, many women, so he says.
 
pmann said:
Seeeeee!!! I told you it would be good when she showed up!!! She's a class A rapist. She could make a hooker blush.
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I concede, she is a class act. You may open your Rapist Uni.

The men here will be sorely disappointed, they were quite excited at the prospect of raping. I'll just have to send them all back to Delhi now.
 
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