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Rainshine said:
I have not yet attained RAPE READY! status, but if I will try. Just for you. What if I just... stroke your hair and breathe through my mouth a little and tell you you smell like an anthill? Is that a good start?
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Well that's stuff that my dates do anyway... I was told you are a class A rapist, so I'm expecting to be swept off my feet and land with a thud kind of thing here.
 
subdued_passion said:
Well that's stuff that my dates do anyway... I was told you are a class A rapist, so I'm expecting to be swept off my feet and land with a thud kind of thing here.
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Don't let her fool you. She is as rapey as they come. She's not virginal and vanilla like me. I'm practically the pope here.
 
pmann said:
Don't let her fool you. She is as rapey as they come. She's not virginal and vanilla like me. I'm practically the pope here.
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I'm a little confused by your analogy... the pope is virginal? Don't you need to get a black belt in altar boy molestation to get the tall hat?

My Sunday school really did teach me crap!
 
Santa isn't real!!? fuck, and here I already made my list for this year.

Damn now I'm bummed.. whatever shall i do..?
 
wait! hold up. I haven't raped anyone!

wait...what present? whos giving out presents??

it better not be tony todd spewing bees. I dont like those kinds of presents
 
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This does not bode well Subdued. It would seem that JBJ has become self-aware and has begun to reach out and infect the populous. We are all DOOMED...
 
Pip81 said:
This does not bode well Subdued. It would seem that JBJ has become self-aware and has begun to reach out and infect the populous. We are all DOOMED...
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I know what women want.
 
What kinda timescale are these lessons happening over?!

I mean, I'd love to be alone with a guy I like who I've been getting to know, but probably at least over a few days.

But if I just met you that night, then "FUCKING GREAT LEGS COME TO MY PLACE WHERE WE CAN BE EVER SO ALOOOOOOOONE" might creep me out a little bit. You're (maybe) not a rapist, but I haven't known you long enough to reassure myself of that.

Also, I think it would depend on whether the man being taught my these is supposed to look as predatory as the lessons sound.

Hmmmmmm.

Why is all advice on seducing women somehow flawed? None of it ever seems to get it right, which is weird, because women get seduced all the time.
 
SkylarFalling said:
What kinda timescale are these lessons happening over?!

I mean, I'd love to be alone with a guy I like who I've been getting to know, but probably at least over a few days.

But if I just met you that night, then "FUCKING GREAT LEGS COME TO MY PLACE WHERE WE CAN BE EVER SO ALOOOOOOOONE" might creep me out a little bit. You're (maybe) not a rapist, but I haven't known you long enough to reassure myself of that.

Also, I think it would depend on whether the man being taught my these is supposed to look as predatory as the lessons sound.

Hmmmmmm.

Why is all advice on seducing women somehow flawed? None of it ever seems to get it right, which is weird, because women get seduced all the time.
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My record is 5 minutes (she was lost) and 5 in one afternoon I picked up at college.
 
SkylarFalling said:
What kinda timescale are these lessons happening over?!

I mean, I'd love to be alone with a guy I like who I've been getting to know, but probably at least over a few days.

But if I just met you that night, then "FUCKING GREAT LEGS COME TO MY PLACE WHERE WE CAN BE EVER SO ALOOOOOOOONE" might creep me out a little bit. You're (maybe) not a rapist, but I haven't known you long enough to reassure myself of that.

Also, I think it would depend on whether the man being taught my these is supposed to look as predatory as the lessons sound.

Hmmmmmm.

Why is all advice on seducing women somehow flawed? None of it ever seems to get it right, which is weird, because women get seduced all the time.
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Women are more predatory than men. If she wants you she'll come after you.
 
If a man creeps a woman out he aint seducing her right, but its much worse to bore her.
 
Rainshine said:
You have been misled I'm afraid. Was it pmann? It was wasn't it. He's projecting his RAPE READY!ness onto me in an effort to lull you into a false sense of security before he dumps you in his pit.
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I'm an angel of sorts. Virginal.

*strokes harp strings and sits on clouds*
 
JAMESBJOHNSON said:
Women are more predatory than men. If she wants you she'll come after you.
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Granted she will follow you, a lot, but I don't know many that will actually go and put you in a pit and stuff. Maybe I just don't know enough about women though. Bet this happens to you a lot?

When I was newer on Lit than I am now, I read a thread complaining about newbie trolls. About how sure, we have old, long time trolls that have been here so long we all kind of tolerate them, but if you're a newbie, you ought to respect the rules.

In my newbieness, I wondered what kind of troll was long term and (sort of) respected/tolerated.

Is this JBJ? :confused:

5 in one afternoon....nice job there.
 
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JAMESBJOHNSON said:
If a man creeps a woman out he aint seducing her right, but its much worse to bore her.
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Maybe we should do a poll just to check, but I reckon most women would rather a man bored her than made her fear she'd be raped. But we're not polling the rapeplay thread that wouldn't be fair.
 
SkylarFalling said:
Maybe we should do a poll just to check, but I reckon most women would rather a man bored her than made her fear she'd be raped. But we're not polling the rapeplay thread that wouldn't be fair.
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No woman I know of wants to be bored by a guy. They like men who are a wee bit dangerous and mad.
 
SkylarFalling said:
Maybe we should do a poll just to check, but I reckon most women would rather a man bored her than made her fear she'd be raped. But we're not polling the rapeplay thread that wouldn't be fair.
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You wouldn't get any honest replies to your poll. Females always talk one thing and do another.
 
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