How to tell if a womans really having an orgasm?

[Noor]

But isn't every female orgasm faked? I thought all female orgasms were faked. They are the unicorn of orgasms.

I mean, every female orgasm except the ones I administer.

*ducks tomatoes*

LOL! Tomatoes are the least of your worries!

 

[Emerson40]

I mean, every female orgasm except the ones I administer.

Word on the street is that women who've had orgasms delivered by you display symptoms similar to sciatic discomfort.

 

[BiTodd]

LOL! Tomatoes are the least of your worries!

yeah he should be careful, you might snap his neck with your pc muscles. or at least administer a pretty agressive finger massage.

 

[Que]

What if I were to tell you that a woman can have an orgasm, but overall not enjoy herself?

Not a gender specific experience...men can have be dissatisfied post orgasm as well...

or the converse, enjoy herself and not orgasm....men too.

 

[fgarvb1]

Tough call.

I have experienced this...

1. Pass out.

2. Blank out, freeze up, stop breathing.

3. Screaming O-Oh M-M-My G-O-D! Clenching them muscles while bouncing on the Ole rod at about 120 RPM.

4. Digging her fingernails in the back and ass while bucking like a wild woman while saying "Don't you DARE fucking Stop! through clenched teeth.

I know there are other but considering the wetness and heat I thing thees were the real thing.

 

[atldude6969]

As I recall from my Bio Psych class from many years ago the toes curling is an involuntary reflex. Seems that I remembered correctly

http://www.examiner.com/article/is-she-faking-an-orgasm

 

[Noor]

As I recall from my Bio Psych class from many years ago the toes curling is an involuntary reflex. Seems that I remembered correctly

http://www.examiner.com/article/is-she-faking-an-orgasm

We know how to curl our toes too. Very hard to consciously do the flush thing though, or the general vaginally swelling but both can be from just extreme excitement.
Sometimes you get cramps, esp. If you have been hyperventilating. I actually try to not curl my toes or get foot cramps during orgasm.

If a woman wants more, like corners you and says "more" I would say she is probably really coming.

 

[NippleMuncher]

What if you only have a video to see for evidence...

Then you need to back the fuck away from the computer and video rentals and get into the real world with real women. Basically, if you see it on the internet, it's fake. Sure, there are a few exceptions to this rule, with emphasis on few.

Any woman worth being with will not fake an orgasm. Any man worth being with will do whatever he can to provide his woman an orgasm before he climbs aboard to achieve his own. This does not absolve women from directing their men on how to get them off, or allowing themselves to be brought off by their partner.

The key to any relationship is communication, without it, you're merely masturbating on someone else's body.

 

[Noor]

Then you need to back the fuck away from the computer and video rentals and get into the real world with real women. Basically, if you see it on the internet, it's fake. Sure, there are a few exceptions to this rule, with emphasis on few.

Any woman worth being with will not fake an orgasm. Any man worth being with will do whatever he can to provide his woman an orgasm before he climbs aboard to achieve his own. This does not absolve women from directing their men on how to get them off, or allowing themselves to be brought off by their partner.

The key to any relationship is communication, without it, you're merely masturbating on someone else's body.

Agreed!

Esp the woman come first bit, like voting in Chicago "early and often"

 

[Eilan]

Watch for this:

[Image redacted because I just can't. . .]

Didn't a Litster once have a contracting anal sphincter as an av?

Oh. Wait. That was a nutsack.

 

[HeyAll]

I agree with toe curling & feet moving. That's usually a tell tale sign of female orgasm.

An arched back & contracting muscles are another.

 

[ketrell]

I've found that when a woman says "OHHH FUCK RIGHT THERE," grabs your head and begins thrusting against your face while moaning loud enough for the neighbors to hear - that's a pretty good indication she's about to have an orgasm. And if you rub the gspot during this moment, you way end up getting her to squirt. I don't know any woman that can fake squirting. And, ya know, just for the added bonus, spank that pussy after she's squirted. Because you just cleaned that table cloth a few days earlier. And it will be awkward serving lunch to your family on it later that afternoon..

Granted, these are pretty specific circumstances...

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Who gives a damn about the silly games females play in bed? Fuck them! And they can do with the fucking what they please.

 

[NightL]

Who gives a damn about the silly games

 

[twister947]

Who gives a damn about the silly games females play in bed? Fuck them! And they can do with the fucking what they please.

Crudely put, but I agree in principle. Deception is deception, and I don't like it.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Crudely put, but I agree in principle. Deception is deception, and I don't like it.

My point is, I aint in bed to put on a show, I'm in bed to fuck. I aint God, I cant read her mind. If I don't know how you like your steak youll get it medium.

 

[ketrell]

But if you cook her steak the way she likes it, she'll come back next time she wants meat.

 

[imrhapsody]

Ladies cum first, second and as many times as they want before you do. It is a simple rule!

Well, such a gentleman, like opening the door for us too. I like this rule!!!

 

[imrhapsody]

Then you need to back the fuck away from the computer and video rentals and get into the real world with real women. Basically, if you see it on the internet, it's fake. Sure, there are a few exceptions to this rule, with emphasis on few.

Any woman worth being with will not fake an orgasm. Any man worth being with will do whatever he can to provide his woman an orgasm before he climbs aboard to achieve his own. This does not absolve women from directing their men on how to get them off, or allowing themselves to be brought off by their partner.

The key to any relationship is communication, without it, you're merely masturbating on someone else's body.

I think women fake because they are concerned about the male ego. Men take such pride ( and they should) in the fact that they have given pleasure to their lover. It takes me a while to actually relax with a man skit is unlikely I will have an O on the first time. That does not mean I do not enjoy the experience. It still feels good and I promise to try not to fake it anymore.

 

[NippleMuncher]

I think women fake because they are concerned about the male ego. Men take such pride ( and they should) in the fact that they have given pleasure to their lover. It takes me a while to actually relax with a man skit is unlikely I will have an O on the first time. That does not mean I do not enjoy the experience. It still feels good and I promise to try not to fake it anymore.

Good choice. Faking will ultimately be hurting yourself by training your partner how NOT to please you.

There are too many variables to consider on why a woman may or may not O, ranging from first time with new partner to stress and fatigue. And, while most men will come relatively easily, we suffer from the same issues, which affects our arousal, libido, performance, etc., just like it does in women.

The key in ALL cases is communication, without it, everything will fall apart.

 

[Noor]

I have heard men and women say they fake orgasms to get sex over with.
Yes, guys also fake it.

 

[BiTodd]

I have heard men and women say they fake orgasms to get sex over with.
Yes, guys also fake it.

I am too heavy a cummer to fake it.

 

[NippleMuncher]

I have heard men and women say they fake orgasms to get sex over with.
Yes, guys also fake it.

True, this is not a one sided issue.

 

[littlecordelera]

While I have limited first-hand experience watching another woman orgasm, between that limited experience and the limited amount of porn I have seen, I would say that most women are pretty lousy at faking an orgasm. To me, the Meg Ryan thing is a prime example of a lousy fake. It's nothing more than vocalizations.

 

[littlecordelera]

May even surpass "Is Lit Chat Down?" threads in numbers.

Hey, is Lit chat down?
.
.
.
.
Sorry. I couldn't resist.