boo56
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Well, since you ask:
Some years ago, a female friend of mine claimed to have a method for evaluating the length of prospective sexual partner’s penis without seeing him naked. Over lunch, she explained to me that in her experience a man’s hands and penis were proportionate. She then instructed me, to touch the tip of my middle finger to the palm of my hand and note the place near the ball of my thumb that it touched. “The length of your erect penis, is the length from that point near the ball of your thumb to the tip of your extended middle finger,” said Marguerite.
I do not recall what I may have said in that moment. My abiding impression is that I allowed Marguerite’s hypothesis a “maybe.” I can say with a high degree of certainty that on the next occasion that I was wearing a mighty erection, I tested that hypothesis. I concluded that for a sample size of one, the hypothesis rang true.
Years later, I explained Marguerite’s hypothesis to another woman. The woman in question had claimed that she had unusually large hands. And, when she performed the experiment, I had to conclude that were she possessed of a penis, it would likely have been fully an inch longer than mine. I have seen a photograph or two of her hand engaged in the manipulation of the organ which she sports in place of a penis.
How would I like my handjob? I’d like mine administered by a woman whose hands are similarly humbling.
Some years ago, a female friend of mine claimed to have a method for evaluating the length of prospective sexual partner’s penis without seeing him naked. Over lunch, she explained to me that in her experience a man’s hands and penis were proportionate. She then instructed me, to touch the tip of my middle finger to the palm of my hand and note the place near the ball of my thumb that it touched. “The length of your erect penis, is the length from that point near the ball of your thumb to the tip of your extended middle finger,” said Marguerite.
I do not recall what I may have said in that moment. My abiding impression is that I allowed Marguerite’s hypothesis a “maybe.” I can say with a high degree of certainty that on the next occasion that I was wearing a mighty erection, I tested that hypothesis. I concluded that for a sample size of one, the hypothesis rang true.
Years later, I explained Marguerite’s hypothesis to another woman. The woman in question had claimed that she had unusually large hands. And, when she performed the experiment, I had to conclude that were she possessed of a penis, it would likely have been fully an inch longer than mine. I have seen a photograph or two of her hand engaged in the manipulation of the organ which she sports in place of a penis.
How would I like my handjob? I’d like mine administered by a woman whose hands are similarly humbling.
