How Would You Like Your Handjob?

[Goldenfinger]

To make me cum. I have never cum from a handjob.

 

[wankerholic42]

Slowly. Start with groping pants then slowly moving hand down below waistline inside pants. Gently undo belt, button and zipper and let pants down. Slide hand inside boxers to touch the prize then pulling them down. I'm good and excited at this point. Slowly stroke to completion while reaching around or from underneath while on all 4`s

Oh, wow! You’ve gone through the exact procedure I usually adopt when giving a guy a handjob. On the other hand (pun intended) perhaps you prefer that procedure performed by a woman. And why not? But I’m always willing to help them out when they’re busy!

 

[inadequate]

Mutual.

 

[Rackson]

On all fours an milked like a cow sounds sensational. Plenty of dirty talk please about this straight married husband submitting like that.

 

[Fistboy]

Some enthusiasm would be nice occasionally.

 

[SCRob95060]

My favorite handjob happened at a party, maybe six people watching and commenting as a male friend stroked me slowly.

 

[Fistboy]

My favorite handjob happened at a party, maybe six people watching and commenting as a male friend stroked me slowly.

Sounds hot

 

[wankerholic42]

My favorite handjob happened at a party, maybe six people watching and commenting as a male friend stroked me slowly.

Wish I’d been there, or even better, the male friend stroking you!

 

[Dudeqwe]

Slow and sensual to start. Lots of ball play, please! By the end, you’re beating my dick like it owes you money.

 

[Sienna62]

My favorite handjob happened at a party, maybe six people watching and commenting as a male friend stroked me slowly.

6 people..any reaction?

 

[OtherwisePrint6210]

My favorite handjob happened at a party, maybe six people watching and commenting as a male friend stroked me slowly.

Needs more of the story told…

 

[Terrylipstick]

My favorite handjob is when I’m riding his cock, urban cowgirl, and he wraps his hand around my cock and jerks me off all over his stomach and chest while he reams me with his. Best handjob ever!

 

[Anononly1992]

I am partial to a handjob after she cums. Sometimes she just can't take anymore cock after she orgasms. I love lying back, cock covered in her juices while she makes me cum all over myself. Would prefer if she sucked it too....but she's kinda gone off oral, which is a rad frustrating!

 

[SPARTAN047]

I love it with my balls licked and kissed too as an addendum, and my asshole licked clean.

 

[easyoff]

On all fours with a hard cock in my ass.

 

[Oyster69]

As my profile name indicates, I’m something of a masturbation freak. I‘ve always preferred mutual wanking with other guys than penetrative sex, although blowjobs were always enjoyed.
As I’ve got older, I’ve become more of a voyeur and enjoy watching guys jack off on cam while I talk dirty to them. I also have a fetish for cum. Now I enjoy giving handjobs, particularly to straight/bi guys. There’s something about making a married guy shoot his load with my hands that really turns me on. And I never require reciprocation.

I’ve also adopted several techniques and many of my visitors enjoy a variety of these. I thought it would be interesting and exciting to learn from you horny guys reading this how you would like me to pleasure you. The following are methods I employ….

Firstly, I put on some straight porn to help get you in the mood. Perhaps you would like to stand in front of me, fully clothed and facing the TV screen. I stand behind you and give you a reach-around wank. Your cum squirts out in front of you on to the floor.

Or you can sit next to me, lay back and I’ll edge you with different hand techniques and speeds.

Perhaps, you’d like to lay across my lap, face up, giving me full access to your genitalia.

How about getting on the floor on all fours and I’ll milk you like a cow?

Like bondage? Then lay on your back spread-eagled in an X position with wrists and ankles tied to the bed legs. You’re now completely at my mercy.

Of course you might have another method not mentioned here. I used to have a regular guy visit me lunchtimes who liked being wanked off inside his wife’s panties while he was wearing them. He found it a huge turn-on keeping them on at work in the afternoon soaked with his sticky cum.

For all methods submitted I’ll give a full detailed explicit description of how I would get you off the way you’d like. A virtual wank in other words. Happy to use toys if you wish: vibrator, dildo, fleshjack, etc. Oh, and I have baby oil or lube available as well.

P.S. Let me know if you’re cut or uncut. That plays an important part when using my hand techniques.

The reach around, receiving a nice steady stroke on my uncut cock as you pinch my nipples and grind your cock against my ass.
Laying across your lap also huge turn on especially with licking and sucking.
Also like to give either of these in return.

 

[Crownvic]

A pair of soft sexy Asian hands..rubbing my hot throttle...

 

[Oyster69]

My pre-cum tap is now opened and oozing!

 

[easyoff]

My pre-cum tap is now opened and oozing!

I'd make sure it didn't go to waste.

 

[Oyster69]

Mmm, I like you.

 

[wankerholic42]

The reach around, receiving a nice steady stroke on my uncut cock as you pinch my nipples and grind your cock against my ass.
Laying across your lap also huge turn on especially with licking and sucking.
Also like to give either of these in return.

My last visitor laid across my lap with my cock protruding upwards between his thighs brushing against his balls. As I slowly stroked him off he reached down and wanked my protruding foreskin-covered tip with just his thumb and forefinger. As he exploded over my hand, his manipulations on my helmet brought me off too. It was very horny. Then he went home to his wife!

 

[falkor207]

A long sensual stroking that slows down as I get close to draw it out a little longer

 

[easyoff]

Mmm, I like you.

I like to please.

 

[michael2956]

Edging. A varied pace. Sometimes with just a finger tracing up and down the pulsating veins, sometimes with two hands, sometimes just a slow jerk. But constant eye contact and a litany of dirty, degrading talk. Heaven.

 

[boo56]

Well, since you ask:

Some years ago, a female friend of mine claimed to have a method for evaluating the length of prospective sexual partner’s penis without seeing him naked. Over lunch, she explained to me that in her experience a man’s hands and penis were proportionate. She then instructed me, to touch the tip of my middle finger to the palm of my hand and note the place near the ball of my thumb that it touched. “The length of your erect penis, is the length from that point near the ball of your thumb to the tip of your extended middle finger,” said Marguerite.

I do not recall what I may have said in that moment. My abiding impression is that I allowed Marguerite’s hypothesis a “maybe.” I can say with a high degree of certainty that on the next occasion that I was wearing a mighty erection, I tested that hypothesis. I concluded that for a sample size of one, the hypothesis rang true.

Years later, I explained Marguerite’s hypothesis to another woman. The woman in question had claimed that she had unusually large hands. And, when she performed the experiment, I had to conclude that were she possessed of a penis, it would likely have been fully an inch longer than mine. I have seen a photograph or two of her hand engaged in the manipulation of the organ which she sports in place of a penis.

How would I like my handjob? I’d like mine administered by a woman whose hands are similarly humbling.