U, but after you watch Benedict Cumberbatch on TV, it feels like I'm making love to a jellyfish.
U, but this getting up at 4:30 is killing me slowly.
Stinging and painful?I
U, but I still can't watch that foot or pimple popper show with you
U, but you're not doing it for me anymore.
U
Poor SCPI
U, but I haven't heard from you in a while. Still thinking of you.
I#jealousheiswaytooldtobeinthatcatagoryanyway
U, but one day you're going to get shanked. And he won't even have to pay me! 
II
U, but you won't be able to find me to do that, shank you for thinking of me though
U but I won’t message.
U but I'm trying to eat not pretend I'm your IT person
U but why is every light in the house on when I come home every single day?
And JJ has been busy answering g PMs all dayI
I’m not sure I understand"IU but I've decided to go back to my first love as I could also use him to brush my hair."
Wow, good memory!Your recent picture of your purple friend reminded me that you once mentioned using a hairbrush for something non-tonsorial.
you, but the last few films sucked - hard!
you but know I'm thinking of you and miss your voice
U, but I also bacon.
Ur butt.
Slight digression, but I don't think the English can do bacon like the Americans. It's ok, sometimes pretty good, but the pictures of American bacon make me think it's a different food entirely.I
