If They Were NAKED Right Now....

[Sweetn3ss]

Bow and thank them for being here

 

[CuriousInAR78]

Bow and thank them for being here

Look away because I'm a gentleman

 

[PassionsFlame]

Run my eyes up and down before offering him a towel

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Take her in with a lengthy, lustful stare...

 

[Bry1313]

Take her in with a lengthy, lustful stare...

I mean I know I look good, but maybe less smiling. I’d also offer some of the leftover brisket im making for lunch.

 

[Radiantcurves87]

I would look, but I am taking that leftover brisket. Smells too good. Skipped lunch. lol

 

[Wriggle]

I'd paint them like one of my French ladies.

 

[hopeful_wife]

I'd look inside the jug.

 

[Photog1rl]

I'd ask about her skincare routine.

 

[DirtyMarine]

Take advantage of a great opportunity to enjoy ourselves despite the awkwardness.

I'd ask about her skincare routine.

 

[Taegul]

Throw him a towel and run.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Throw him a towel and run.

Hand him his doctor’s coat

 

[Taegul]

Hand him his doctor’s coat

Throw my coat on the ground and growl.

 

[hopeful_wife]

Throw my coat on the ground and growl.

Growling? Swat him with a newspaper or turn the hose on him. His choice.

 

[Taegul]

Growling? Swat him with a newspaper or turn the hose on him. His choice.

I'd let her swat me with the newspaper tbh.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I'd let her swat me with the newspaper tbh.

Wonder wtf I just walked into, and back away slowly.....

 

[hopeful_wife]

Tell him to come back-- he shouldn't go out there until he's dressed again.

 

[Bry1313]

Tell him to come back-- he shouldn't go out there until he's dressed again.

Offer to make her lunch, anything she wanted

 

[Radiantcurves87]

Offer to make her lunch, anything she wanted

Hand him a pulled pork sandwhich with sweet potato fries.

 

[Hurricane78]

Hand him a pulled pork sandwhich with sweet potato fries.

Wonder what’s wrong with normal fries and hope she has a sandwich for me

 

[positiveflirt]

Wonder what’s wrong with normal fries and hope she has a sandwich for me

Fries. In a sandwich.
Double carbs Friday!

 

[PassionsFlame]

Munch some carbs while admiring the view

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Munch some carbs while admiring the view

Put out those flames and perform mouth to mouth.

 

[hopeful_wife]

Think of a wicked pun to describe his manly bits. Something about sausages, probably.

 

[caitiff1969]

Think of a wicked pun to describe his manly bits. Something about sausages, probably.

Wondering why she'd be naked around me, not that I'd complain.....