If They Were NAKED Right Now....

[hopeful_wife]

Wondering why she'd be naked around me, not that I'd complain.....

Make the poor man an appointment to strengthen that prescription.

 

[base10]

Make the poor man an appointment to strengthen that prescription.

Ask if she’s hoping for orgasms

 

[hopeful_wife]

Ask if she’s hoping for orgasms

Tell him that he's just missed a whole bunch of them.

 

[Wriggle]

I would make small talk to stay 8n her vicinity for as long as possible.

 

[PassionsFlame]

I'd stare and wiggle

 

[tallladiesman]

I'd stare and wiggle

I would be trying to make my way between her thighs

 

[Taegul]

I think I'd find a different car salesman to help me.

 

[base10]

I'd tell them to shake off that rust and get frisky

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I'd tell them to shake off that rust and get frisky

Idk what happens on base10, but here we wear clothes.

 

[PassionsFlame]

Idk what happens on base10, but here we wear clothes.

I'd ask him to keep his hat on.

 

[Taegul]

Yell at him to put his spots back on and run for my life.

 

[J-Rod]

throw his clothes back to him and remind him he is in public

 

[Bry1313]

throw his clothes back to him and remind him he is in public

Look at him and wonder why he’s so anti naked for others on Lit.

 

[ZfrkS62]

Do what they want and check them out

 

[Taegul]

I'd get off the stage immediately.

 

[lilmissdarling]

Blush and be super awkward.

 

[Taegul]

Blush and be super awkward.

Well it might be less awkward if we're both naked. Just sayin'.

 

[TomTeacher19]

Also would be super awkward, but I'm sure I'd like it. Maybe offer her my coat?

 

[lilmissdarling]

Press record on the camera

 

[Pad_Foot]

Record …?
Ok, but you gave to be naked and playing along

 

[Lady_Libra_]

Definitely a lot hairier then I expected

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Not that hairy at all!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

We can't go to the bar like this....

 

[Coyote100]

I’d tell him that he could keep his hat on.

 

[DirtyMarine]

Use those curves.