If They Were NAKED Right Now....

[PleaseLetMeIm]

Cuff him.

Cover my eyes cos I’m a gentleman
(Then peek thru my fingers)

 

[Taegul]

I'd ask the usher to find me a different seat in the movie theater.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'd ask the usher to find me a different seat in the movie theater.

Offer him a bridal, harness & saddle

 

[Taegul]

Offer him a bridal, harness & saddle

I guess I'd have to take her for a ride.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I guess I'd have to take her for a ride.

Lol, nope! In this scenario, you're the one with the bit in your mouth

 

[Taegul]

Lol, nope! In this scenario, you're the one with the bit in your mouth

Neigh!

Well, am I giving people rides, or am I just a show pony?

God, why do I even entertain this idea?!?!

 

[lilmissdarling]

Offer a towel, and "try" to avert my gaze

 

[Mr_bogey]

Pretend all my towels were dirty and pretend to avert my gaze

 

[Photog1rl]

ask him how he’s been and sneekily check to see if his butt is flat.

 

[lilmissdarling]

Walk back out.. why are there so many naked people here.

 

[Deleted member 6666935]

I'm sure I would enjoy the view, but I respect her too much to make any uninvited advances.

 

[LilyField]

whatever the WIFE told me to do

 

[Deleted member 6666935]

I would offer them something appropriate to cover themselves with when they wish it.

 

[Bry1313]

I would offer them something appropriate to cover themselves with when they wish it.

I’d ask if they wanted to watch baseball with me

 

[lilmissdarling]

Throw him a blanket.

 

[WerdNerd]

Throw him a blanket.

Invite her under my blanket. So she doesn't get cold.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Wonder why one of my house staff is naked....

 

[PassionsFlame]

Grab him a robe but sneak peeks

 

[Deleted member 6666935]

Thank her for the view and offer her a robe if she wants it.

 

[Taegul]

I'd find a different taxi to ride in.

 

[PassionsFlame]

I'd bow to the King and.......

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

If bow to the King and.......

Put her out before she catches my bed on fire..

 

[PassionsFlame]

Set fire to the top hat...

 

[Deleted member 6666935]

I suppose I wouldn't be surprised, her tag reads "Naked and Untamed," after all!

 

[Taegul]

I'd pedal my unicycle away as fast as I could.