I'm sorry to have to tell you this.

[aussiegeekygal]

Not in years.

Whose cum, hey?
I've seen tits. You led me to believe you were a female.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Oh, wow. How did this happen? Was cilantro involved?

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Oh, wow. How did this happen? Was cilantro involved?

It’s coriander. No soup for you!

 

[Garnate]

Whose cum, hey?
I've seen tits. You led me to believe you were a female.

Ma'am, I am a very male emu.

 

[ydahecnot]

This is entertainment inGarnate

 

[YoWhatsGood]

You can just use her heaven email now.

She’s unfortunately in hell, God didn’t mind that she spent decades on an erotic fiction forum, he was more upset she didn’t post enough nudes

 

[Garnate]

Oh, wow. How did this happen? Was cilantro involved?

I really didn't want to get into this, because I hadn't thought that far, but I can tell you she slipped on a dildo, lodging a crunchy Taco Supreme down her esophagus and died with Cilantro in her teeth.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Ma'am, I am a very male emu.

Prove it

 

[Garnate]

She’s unfortunately in hell, God didn’t mind that she spent decades on an erotic fiction forum, he was more upset she didn’t post enough nudes

You're probably dead-on about that.

Dead-on like Garnate.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Would we have a lit funeral?

 

[Garnate]

Would we have a lit funeral?

Garnate will haunt us from hell if we don't.

 

[ydahecnot]

Maybe she just dyed her hair.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

So she’s in hell, but her vagina is in heaven? I’m confused.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

I really didn't want to get into this, because I hadn't thought that far, but I can tell you she slipped on a dildo, lodging a crunchy Taco Supreme down her esophagus and died with Cilantro in her teeth.

Such a tragic way to go.

Should’ve been a Mexican Pizza. Just why?!?

 

[ydahecnot]

So she’s in hell, but her vagina is in heaven? I’m confused.

Her vagina is the fiery furnace

 

[Garnate]

So she’s in hell, but her vagina is in heaven? I’m confused.

Stop looking for plot holes, we're grieving here.

 

[Garnate]

Her vagina is the fiery furnace

No cap, straights facts.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Stop looking for plot holes, we're grieving here.

I’m just looking for holes. I’m at the point of not caring for the plot.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I was a bit skeptical of this poster.

So, I e-fucked this e-mu.

Not the best large bird e-sex I’ve ever had. Not the worst.

 

[jason28053]

Use your nose… it smells like red currant juice.

That’s his upper lip

 

[Shenanigans90]

Possibly the greatest vagina Lit has ever known that was never properly eboned.

 

[Xerxes82]

Is the emu single?

I'm usually a boob man, but sometimes you just need to stare at a pair of legs, amirite?

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Use your nose… it smells like red currant juice.

I have a cold. Sorry. Tongue works fine though.

 

[Garnate]

Is the emu single?

I'm usually a boob man, but sometimes you just need to stare at a pair of legs, amirite?

Single and ready to mingle! I have the sexiest emu legs you've ever seen.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Single and ready to mingle! I have the sexiest emu legs you've ever seen.

Well fuck. Now I need a new tagline.