I'm sorry to have to tell you this.

i think i need a whiskey... processing forgiveness by an emu is a novel experience.
My giant glass margarita goblets should be delivered in the next hour or so. I love frozen margaritas with the Corona bottle upside down in them, so I needed sturdy glasses. It's not whiskey, but I make one hell of a margarona. Coronarita? Either way.
 
*gasps* Y-you mean that you LIED about all of this??!!! For shame and I am devastated. Titty pics in my inbox might console me.
Ssshhh no. I didn't lie and you have no proof that I did. Garnate is resting peacefully, spread over the roof of a traitor. And in his bushes. Like she wanted.
 
Ssshhh no. I didn't lie and you have no proof that I did. Garnate is resting peacefully, spread over the roof of a traitor. And in his bushes. Like she wanted.
Well, shit. That sounds like there might be a story involved. How did he get her on the roof of the trailer?
 
Sir, Garnate was a basic bitch, but she wasn't quite THAT basic.

It's alright. I understand how these things happen. One day, she was at yoga class and some friends talked her into summoning The Great Pumpkin with them. Soon enough, she was sneaking off into the woods, amongst the dead and dying leaves, using pumpkins as disposable bongs.

Well, I'm here to say that we will not stand by quietly and watch another bright soul be consumed by this madness. No. Today, we will form the Filthy Fuckers Against Pumpkin Spice to carry the story of Garnete to the masses. And we will know, that wherever she is, Garnete would approve of F.F.A.P.S. in her honor.
 
I dont think its true, I think this has all been a big fucking scam, I am almost positive I seen her sucking cock under a bridge for crack the second tuesday of last week. Everyone should send me money to hire a private investigator to check into it.
 
I dont think its true, I think this has all been a big fucking scam, I am almost positive I seen her sucking cock under a bridge for crack the second tuesday of last week. Everyone should send me money to hire a private investigator to check into it.

This is one hell of a post.
 
I found myself in a very questionable corner of the Internet and cannot keep it to myself

sexy_bird_steve_design_open_by_typicalmedic47_ddk0kdc-fullview.jpg
OMG, I think one of our birds looks like that! No wonder the male birds are making all kinds of noise! 🤣
 
Back
Top