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My giant glass margarita goblets should be delivered in the next hour or so. I love frozen margaritas with the Corona bottle upside down in them, so I needed sturdy glasses. It's not whiskey, but I make one hell of a margarona. Coronarita? Either way.i think i need a whiskey... processing forgiveness by an emu is a novel experience.
Ssshhh no. I didn't lie and you have no proof that I did. Garnate is resting peacefully, spread over the roof of a traitor. And in his bushes. Like she wanted.*gasps* Y-you mean that you LIED about all of this??!!! For shame and I am devastated. Titty pics in my inbox might console me.
Sir, Garnate was a basic bitch, but she wasn't quite THAT basic.It was the pumpkin spice, wasn't it. I tried to tell her that anything she craved that much couldn't be good.
Well, shit. That sounds like there might be a story involved. How did he get her on the roof of the trailer?Ssshhh no. I didn't lie and you have no proof that I did. Garnate is resting peacefully, spread over the roof of a traitor. And in his bushes. Like she wanted.
Fuck off. They're mineI got dibs on the black leather thigh high boots and the flogger collection.
Fuck off. They're mine
Sir, Garnate was a basic bitch, but she wasn't quite THAT basic.
What? No. TRAITOR. Her ashes were dumped over Mar A Lago. Anywho! How are you, person I don't know?Well, shit. That sounds like there might be a story involved. How did he get her on the roof of the trailer?
Its been up and down for about 39 years 8 months.What? No. TRAITOR. Her ashes were dumped over Mar A Lago. Anywho! How are you, person I don't know?
Floggers get me filthyI love when you talk dirty.
I suppose Garnate would find it comforting that not much has changed.Its been up and down for about 39 years 8 months.
Only one way you're getting them, now turn around and hold still.Fuck off. They're mine
Nobody does. Story of my non-life.except for you. She didn't really care for you,
I dont think its true, I think this has all been a big fucking scam, I am almost positive I seen her sucking cock under a bridge for crack the second tuesday of last week. Everyone should send me money to hire a private investigator to check into it.
OMG, I think one of our birds looks like that! No wonder the male birds are making all kinds of noise!I found myself in a very questionable corner of the Internet and cannot keep it to myself
Top Shelf? (Hope you're alive, ffs.)Shoot your shot!