EnigmaSquared
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- Aug 20, 2008
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Personalized cards really are the best. I would treasure your doodled dick and keep it safe from prying eyes.
Safe from prying eyes? Oh, I see. What you're saying is you're ashamed of my scribbled dick and would be embarrassed for anyone to see it. Well, maybe my doodled dick isn't as grandiose as others you've received but, you know what, I'm perfectly fine with my penciled penis - I would say proud, but thought it best to avoid an unnecessary overabundance of alliterative expressiveness - and I deserve, no, demand that you grab a ladybug magnet and slap that sucker up on the fridge for all to see! It's at least as impressive as that child's drawing of...what the fuck is that even supposed to be? A three-legged elephant with a cat head? Pft!
I swear, I've never been so insulted. You know what? Forget it. Why don't you take that card and shove it sideways up your...
She is an October girl dark lace, shades of violet, honeyed hues and tempestuous storm clouds You will find her amongst the dead leaves, with her collection of chestnuts and skulls
~Ann Marie Eleazer
Um. All is forgiven. Put my dick anywhere you please.