base10
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I better not come inside then
Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You
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Saltfountain
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Not at all, I think they're delicious
AlwaysDancing
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Gordon? Gordon, is that you?
Chloe_Harper
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We are taking signatures as part of the Coalition Operations Against Labels.... COAL, if you were. Santa's naughty and nice list has gotten out of hand. You look like you'd make a great fake Santa to get people to sign our petition. So, ya in?
Saltfountain
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Send bobs and vagine bb
*licks*
Saltfountain
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Want to take a hot and steamy journey through the forum edit function?
crow169
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made me laugh and idk why
Saltfountain
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I see you appreciate the British Broadcasting Corporation... Want to discuss your favourite programmes with me?
Shymidwestgirl
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Ok but yeah I think that’s kinda hot so I think that’s a true flirty statement. It works for me!
crow169
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that's either a really good joke or i'm gonna look really dumb lol
Norfolkguy49
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It kinda hot due to the weather coming along the Atlantic slipstream
Sexy_Singer
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I've got a library. Wanna see my books?
Wanna see my screwdriver?
Saltfountain
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Fuck yes! Is it a posidrive or a Phillips? God, I love a guy who knows his way round a set of drawers
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Can I be the next to leave a review for your profile? *winks with both eyes*
Shymidwestgirl
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Ohh excuse me but can you repeat what you said I was only listening to your accent.
MileHighBlackDiamond
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I heard shy girls let loose in bed...
Saltfountain
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Yeah... That was proper flirting...
Sounds like someone has a scat kink
Shymidwestgirl
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ummm shhhh this is the bad flirting thread. Don’t be calling me out like that!Did you say hat kink? I’ve never heard of that off to google. (Mutters under my breath the things I learn here).Sounds like someone has a scat kink
dawn_of_night
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So.... Can I should you 12ft of rope???
Saltfountain
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You started it with your BBC fandom!
No, sorry, do I need to speak more clearly dear?
Ohhhh! I love when you're drunk as fuck!
Shymidwestgirl
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Ok wait I thought @dawn_of_night was bringing yarn for crafts? What’s the rope for — is it something kinky?
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Knit me like one of your lace shawls...
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[Leering] Wanna go dream loudly?
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