Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[kathyisgr65]

Marinara sauce

Hey baby

 

[mnbreastluver]

Pick a number between 1 and 10. Sorry you lost, you’ll have to take off all your clothes.

 

[Saltfountain]

Pick a number between 1 and 10...

Oh damn, that was the one. Ummmm OK. Keep your clothes on...

 

[Shady_nz]

May I lick? Ugh.. sorry that's just too salty for me..

 

[Saltfountain]

Sorry, that's never happened to me before. 10 seconds is a personal record

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Hi... How it's going?

 

[Saltfountain]

Hi... How it's going?

Oh god, so badly. Let me tell you all about it

 

[Deleted member 6353684]

Gosh I don't normally say this to guys but you are kinda hot.
Got any sisters?

 

[bobb_sledd]

Shirts or skins?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Shirts or skins?

I have enough of my own skin. But I won’t say no to a food shirt.

 

[Bry1313]

I have enough of my own skin. But I won’t say no to a food shirt.

You get me so hot I can’t help but queef

 

[Apisto42]

You get me so hot I can’t help but queef

I’ve got ketchup AND catsup.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I think I put my pants on backwards, will you check for me?

 

[Apisto42]

I think I put my pants on backwards, will you check for me?

It’s supposed to be “incompetently flirt”. Cause I love to check how a woman’s pants fit!

 

[hotcpu]

I think I put my pants on backwards, will you check for me?

I'd gladly take another look but I already stared enough before to know you didn't

 

[lindi_85]

I'd gladly take another look but I already stared enough before to know you didn't

Heeeey. My names Jeff

 

[Saltfountain]

Heeeey. My names Jeff

That's awesome! My Dad's name was Jeff! Want me to do the same for you that I did for him?

 

[Coyote100]

How would you like to trade pictures?

 

[Saltfountain]

How would you like to trade pictures?

Fantastic!

This one is my dad, here's my puppy, and oh, this one's my grandad! Yeah he was a nudist well into his 80s...

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Ah! Yes! I see it. I guess not everything gets passed down....shame.

 

[Eyelevel]

Ah! Yes! I see it. I guess not everything gets passed down....shame.

Was your dad a thief, cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

 

[base10]

Was your dad a thief, cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

Let’s go hang out under fluorescent lighting

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I've got a magic 8 ball, and when I asked it if we should go out, it said "Without a Doubt". So clearly, we're made for each other

 

[base10]

I've got a magic 8 ball, and when I asked it if we should go out, it said "Without a Doubt". So clearly, we're made for each other

Signs point to yes, but I’m not going to tell you the question

 

[Jillyn5309]

"Sure, you can walk me home. You're not allergic to cats, are you?"