Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Great_Scot]

I bet you were really good looking when you were younger...

I actually did this...

Wow, you used to be hot.

 

[magellans_demon]

**damnit you came in before I posted!

Apologies, I'll try and wait to come next time

 

[Great_Scot]

**damnit you came in before I posted!

That works too

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

Hey, you look just like my ex!

 

[Cat]

Wow, you really remind me of my old partner, he was a bit more handsome than you, but you know.. problem was, he had to call his mum all the time..

How close are you with your mum?

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the librarians

That's not incompetent, that's my go to line!

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Your Prince Charming has arrived, but I've locked him in a cupboard so I can talk to you instead.

 

[Wriggle]

I like your boobs.
Can we cyberbonk at 22.30 hours.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Good day to you madam, verily mainst I present ye with this photograph of my penis.

 

[Wriggle]

I actually did this...

Wow, you used to be hot.

Me too - I wasn't flirting though. I just didn't recognise them and said "we've all aged terribly "

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

You shouldn't be hanging around here, this bar is full of creeps.

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

I can't wait until winter, I can use your legs as a scarf.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Actual footage of me flirting...

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

You run the bath, I'll provide the bubbles.

 

[vibes]

You run the bath, I'll provide the bubbles.

I'm sure you'll love a bath

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I'm sure you'll love a bath

My ex used to love taking baths. There was this one thing she did. So hot.

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

You're tall, I'm gonna climb you like a vine!

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

If I told you I had an amazing body would you help me dispose of it?

 

[Wriggle]

...and then it had this green bit....

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

Can i check if the cuffs match the collar?

 

[Qky75]

I dun sent chew muh junk in ur DMs ...less chat n stuff

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

Can I taste the wine, from your furry cup?

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

The ladies like to call me "Guffbag"

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

Come back to mine, I'll show you how a fuck puppet works!

 

[magellans_demon]

You look so familiar. Did we have class together? I could have sworn we had chemistry.

Or maybe we're related....