Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Pad_Foot]

U helps in all sorts of ways. It makes your skin glow!! People want to order exactly what you seem to be enjoying thoroughly

 

[TheMrBurns]

Death by SNUSNU!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Did you know that cannibalism isn’t technically illegal?

 

[magellans_demon]

Sorry, were you talking to me then? No? Would you like to?

 

[LIDiver]

Hey, wanna pop this for me?

If you weren't toast from London. Maybe!

(An aside: Man I hope people got that! @Thirsty_Hellcat_J )

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

Hey, wanna pop this for me?


(An aside: Man I hope people got that! @Thirsty_Hellcat_J )

Was that from toast?
I never watched it.

 

[Shenanigans90]

I bet your legs are tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night long.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hey

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

Do these legs go all the way up?

 

[Pad_Foot]

If you aren’t sure! Don’t just keep forcing them. You might break something

 

[Shenanigans90]

I know you’re probably busy today but can you add me to your to-do list.

 

[Qky75]

So I noticed we have compatible anatomy...

 

[deft]

‘Sup.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Do you wanna put your noodle in my vajoozle?

 

[Wand3rlust]

This face is leaving in 15 minutes.

Be on it.

 

[TheMrBurns]

Do you cum here often? No? Would you like to?

 

[Biggalute]

Do you like cheese? Good, because I'm an easy single.

 

[lingus60]

I'm off to a London Irish game.... fancy 8 pints of Guiness?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I hear you like frogs … I also like frogs… would you like to hear 584743938 facts about frogs that I have learned over the years?

 

[lingus60]

I only get turned on by prime numbers. Is that ok with you?

 

[deft]

You look like a prime hunk of beef… wanna get roasted?

 

[TheMrBurns]

Into role-playing you say? Well I am a 15th level half-elven druid, do you have your dice on you?

 

[Taegul]

Hey, I just hired Bill Cosby as my personal bartender. Can I get you a drink?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wanna see if you can make my cavernous cunt echo?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Wanna see if you can make my cavernous cunt echo?

Maybe...