Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[dawn_of_night]

This is the song......

 

[lavendersilk]

This is the song......

Sheep, axe, horse, shhhh dog? That's my jam!!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Sheep, axe, horse, shhhh dog? That's my jam!!

Yes!
Hey girl hey...
Your place?
Cause mines kinda ... Well. It's a long story....

 

[lavendersilk]

Yes!
Hey girl hey...
You're place?
Cause mines kinda ... Well. It's a long story....

Definitely my place! I have cat-hair all over my furniture and bed but that just adds extra cushion to the cardboard.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Definitely my place! I have cat-hair all over my furniture and bed but that just adds extra cushion to the cardboard.

Yes! I'll be sure to wear black, and bring a treat for them, and ... Well your treat will be me ...
I hope you like it spicy.

 

[lavendersilk]

Yes! I'll be sure to wear black, and bring a treat for them, and ... Well your treat will be me ...
I hope you like it spicy.

Hot sauce for lube??? My favorite!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hot sauce for lube??? My favorite!

I mean I was thinking about foreplay, maybe we could salsa dance before naked twister and body shots...

 

[lavendersilk]

I mean I was thinking about foreplay, maybe we could salsa dance before naked twister and body shots...

Mmm, I love salsa... we can't wrestle in queso though... don't ask.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Mmm, I love salsa... we can't wrestle in queso though... don't ask.

I bet you broke a chip didn't you ...
Ugh. That's the worst ...
What are your thoughts on gravy?
It's it a texture thing or a temperature thing?
Because Oh My Gawd.... I love the feel of jello next to my neck...

 

[Wriggle]

Hey ladies....
Fancy a threesome?

 

[lavendersilk]

Hey ladies....
Fancy a threesome?

Of course! Know anyone?

 

[lavendersilk]

Don't look so sad! I have a kiddie pool full of warm queso.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh baby! I’m lactose intolerant! We’ll make a jacuzzi tub!

 

[lavendersilk]

Perfect! Let's fill it with hummus!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hey ladies....
Fancy a threesome?

Are you bringing chicken?
Or rooster....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Perfect! Let's fill it with hummus!

Toaster pasties on the side?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Toaster pasties on the side?

Your tart is popping!

 

[Wriggle]

Are you bringing chicken?
Or rooster....

Cock?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Cock?

Yes please,
May I have yours?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Yes please,
May I have yours?

Wrestle you for it?

 

[lavendersilk]

Wrestle you for it?

Not in queso!! Here... I put a bunch of cathair in the middle of the floor...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Not in queso!! Here... I put a bunch of cathair in the middle of the floor...

Oh my, that’s a lot of fur! Does that mean your kitty is bare now?

 

[SWR101]

That’s great, I’m allergic to pussies

 

[lavendersilk]

Oh my, that’s a lot of fur! Does that mean your kitty is bare now?

*checks* I have four more and he can grow it back.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Wrestle you for it?

Yea. But that's a win win for me.