Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Hey baby, can I be up your crack till dawn?

So um… …wanna build a Lego fairy palace / library?

 

[Acktion]

 

[Scotsman1690]

Quick maths question 23+23+23?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Quick maths question 23+23+23?

Ohhh I see what you did there. I’m guessing it’s the square route of 529.

Nerd sex power activated

 

[kathyisgr65]

He says hes always dancing what he doesn't mention is his dancing partner is Winney the Pooh

 

[Mrmphilll2]

Want to take a ride in my Chevette?

 

[lavendersilk]

Would you like to take a ride in my little Barbie Corvette? Don't worry, we'll... *struggles* ...fit...

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Would you like to take a ride in my little Barbie Corvette? Don't worry, we'll... *struggles* ...fit...

And you miss out on all the candy in the back of my van, if you insist.

 

[LoveLiving]

Tell lavendersilk she can skip ahead and do me.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Tell lavendersilk she can skip ahead and do me.

So, you love living huh? Tell me three albums they’ve put out.

 

[Grant55]

So, you love living huh? Tell me three albums they’ve put out.

So...um...I've been wanting to go to the zoo...

 

[lavendersilk]

Tell lavendersilk she can skip ahead and do me.

You didn't tag me but... what's your sign?

 

[lilmissdarling]

You didn't tag me but... what's your sign?

Winks with both eyes. Hey gurrrrlll. I got a bicycle and can take you anywhere.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Winks with both eyes. Hey gurrrrlll. I got a bicycle and can take you anywhere.

Hey, your tires look low. Want me to pump you?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Hey, your tires look low. Want me to pump you?

I got this new pump in the very back of my van, go ahead I'm not trying to aubduct you.

 

[Coyote100]

May l light your cigar?

 

[lavendersilk]

Want to come over and howl at my moon?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Want to come over and howl at my moon?

 

[Mrtenant]

Looks like someone's grandmother is horny.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Looks like someone's grandmother is horny.

Oh my bad. Do you want her number?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh my bad. Do you want her number?

Yes!

 

[dawn_of_night]

You wanna swap spit? That tall drink of water over there is mine....

 

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

You wanna swap spit? That tall drink of water over there is mine....

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

 

[Grant55]

I like Chip n Dale's. Those chipmunks are so darn cute. You?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I got a Ranger you can rescue.