Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[lilmissdarling]

Wanna check out how much space is in my trunk?

 

[Eyelevel]

 

[dawn_of_night]

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Fine.
Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur....

 

[SWR101]

I’m like 20% disease free, at least…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Which 20% *waggles eyebrows*

 

[dawn_of_night]

I’m like 20% disease free, at least…

I mean ... That's the opposite of a B+

 

[hopeful_wife]

So you've got room for me to B a +1?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Why is your AV all weird?

 

[dawn_of_night]

This is the song......

 

[lavendersilk]

This is the song......

Sheep, axe, horse, shhhh dog? That's my jam!!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Sheep, axe, horse, shhhh dog? That's my jam!!

Yes!
Hey girl hey...
Your place?
Cause mines kinda ... Well. It's a long story....

 

[lavendersilk]

Yes!
Hey girl hey...
You're place?
Cause mines kinda ... Well. It's a long story....

Definitely my place! I have cat-hair all over my furniture and bed but that just adds extra cushion to the cardboard.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Definitely my place! I have cat-hair all over my furniture and bed but that just adds extra cushion to the cardboard.

Yes! I'll be sure to wear black, and bring a treat for them, and ... Well your treat will be me ...
I hope you like it spicy.

 

[lavendersilk]

Yes! I'll be sure to wear black, and bring a treat for them, and ... Well your treat will be me ...
I hope you like it spicy.

Hot sauce for lube??? My favorite!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hot sauce for lube??? My favorite!

I mean I was thinking about foreplay, maybe we could salsa dance before naked twister and body shots...

 

[lavendersilk]

I mean I was thinking about foreplay, maybe we could salsa dance before naked twister and body shots...

Mmm, I love salsa... we can't wrestle in queso though... don't ask.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Mmm, I love salsa... we can't wrestle in queso though... don't ask.

I bet you broke a chip didn't you ...
Ugh. That's the worst ...
What are your thoughts on gravy?
It's it a texture thing or a temperature thing?
Because Oh My Gawd.... I love the feel of jello next to my neck...

 

[Wriggle]

Hey ladies....
Fancy a threesome?

 

[lavendersilk]

Hey ladies....
Fancy a threesome?

Of course! Know anyone?

 

[lavendersilk]

Don't look so sad! I have a kiddie pool full of warm queso.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh baby! I’m lactose intolerant! We’ll make a jacuzzi tub!

 

[lavendersilk]

Perfect! Let's fill it with hummus!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hey ladies....
Fancy a threesome?

Are you bringing chicken?
Or rooster....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Perfect! Let's fill it with hummus!

Toaster pasties on the side?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Toaster pasties on the side?

Your tart is popping!