Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Eyelevel]

I know your husband is here but I could take my eyes you.

How about I give you a scratch behind the ears?

 

[Sallyhansen6914]

Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.

 

[SWR101]

Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don’t have a concussion …


Wanna give me one?

 

[LostHorizon]

I’m an excellent driver.

 

[SWR101]

I’m an excellent driver.

At driving me crazy for you maybe

 

[hopeful_wife]

You're crazy?! Small world! We should hang out.

 

[subdudeme13]

Would love to go crazy with you!

 

[lavendersilk]

Have you ever seen the movie Girl Interup-

"SHUT UP! I'm trying to flirt here!!!!"

Anyway... like I was saying...

 

[Grant55]

Hey there! Blue is my color. It reminds me of bleh. Haha. Get it? It's a joke. Get it?

No?

 

[Coyote100]

Blue is my color too. I wore a blue uniform to work every day for 20 years. . . No, I was not a mailman.

 

[hopeful_wife]

You know, I've got a knack for making things blue... Go out with me and I'll show you.

 

[Cuckwannabe111]

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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I’m fine how are you

 

[Wriggle]

What's up, fit tits?

 

[dawn_of_night]

What's up, fit tits?

How's it hangin'??

 

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

How's it hangin'??

A little to the left, would you mind helping me straighten it out?

 

[Booboobear84]

A little to the left, would you mind helping me straighten it out?

Can I be your wingman, everyone looks good in comparison to me

 

[Mrtenant]

Wait til mama sees you.

 

[hopeful_wife]

Need a new landlord?

 

[subdudeme13]

Need a new landlord?

Beautiful outfit! Did you buy that new?

 

[william1965]

Maybe I do need a new landlord? Lol

 

[dawn_of_night]

Maybe it's me but I think the sewer smell goes right along with the seaweed soup...
Don't you dear?

 

[Alfie71]

Has the one about being up at the crack of Dawn already been done?

 

[morelikeasong]

Has the one about being up at the crack of Dawn already been done?

Hey baby, can I be up your crack till dawn?