Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[AlexBailey]

I sometimes spray it when I say it, ....Oops did it again. Lemme wipe that off....*holds up a napkin

You can make a filthy mess as long as you clean up afterwards.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Oh you’re a pilot …. do you have a girlfriend? Too soon to ask - I can wait and ask again in a couple hours.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I need to get some gas. The diner down the road serves chilli.

 

[Wriggle]

My stomach needs less gas.

 

[Trubbycat]

You look much nicer than those blow up dolls.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

'Sup

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I have a dictionary if you need one.

 

[pantyboidoe]

You're just trying to make us jealous with that ear of corn, aren'tcha?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Dang popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth. Say, you wouldn’t mind licking it out would ya?

 

[Wriggle]

Do
you know the word sabotage comes from the French word sabot. Which was a sort of clog the weavers would wear.
When the factories brought in machinery to make the work more efficient and easier for cheap child labour to use, the Luddites would throw their sabots into the machinery in order to completely fuck them up.
To sabotage them.

 

[SWR101]

I too like to “wriggle” up beside someone to cuddle…

 

[F3x0r]

“Hey, what's up? Hey, you know Pac-Man. You know the original name for Pac-Man was Puck Man. Not because he looks like a hockey puck. But its Paku Paku. Means flap your mouth. But they thought people would scratch out the "p" and turn it into an "f" like "Fuck Man."”

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Wanna ride in my vette?
No...chevette

 

[Trubbycat]

I've been stalking you for a while now.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Of course you have. I'm legendary

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

Of course you have. I'm legendary

Lethargy? Sorry I'm that old my hearing is going? Duck your brick? What?

 

[SWR101]

Lethargy? Sorry I'm that old my hearing is going? Duck your brick? What?

Lethargy? Don’t have ask me twice, I love to lay on a couch and nap

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

That's all I do is lay on the couch and nap... fetch me a sandwich?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’ve only got the butt end of a loaf, mayo and a pickle jar with no pickles that I forgot to throw out. That work?

 

[Apisto42]

I’ve only got the butt end of a loaf, mayo and a pickle jar with no pickles that I forgot to throw out. That work?

You had me at “mayo”. How about some hot boy anal to go with that?

 

[Photog1rl]

If you’re rechargeable as well as pragmatic I’ll give you a go.

 

[pantyboidoe]

I've see you've brought the sunshine with you. Let's make sure we avoid tan lines.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I've see you've brought the sunshine with you. Let's make sure we avoid tan lines.

Is that the one from Queer Eye?
Is he your ex?

 

[hopeful_wife]

Is that the one from Queer Eye?
Is he your ex?

If you marry me, I think I'll change my name to l4stful_wife...

Well, no, we haven't officially met, but it's never too early to plan, right?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

If you marry me, I think I'll change my name to l4stful_wife...

Well, no, we haven't officially met, but it's never too early to plan, right?

5alaciou5Monkey at your service.