Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[UnquietDreams]

Did you know my foreskin can be pulled up and used as a cup?

 

[Shenanigans90]

You came to this restaurant expecting the best meat in town but I’m leaving so you’ll be disappointed if you don’t come with me.

 

[UnquietDreams]

You came to this restaurant expecting the best meat in town but I’m leaving so you’ll be disappointed if you don’t come with me.

You're saying you have a rare rib eye in that scary van in the parking lot? Sounds legit!

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

You're saying you have a rare rib eye in that scary van in the parking lot? Sounds legit!

You'll do. Step into my dungeon--err, I mean, super safe cuddle room.

 

[SolarClint]

Well if you don't want a drink, and you don't want to dance, I guess a blow job in the parking lot is out of the question.

 

[hopeful_wife]

Not out of the question. I'll let you suck it.

 

[SolarClint]

Well I guess that's a yes then

 

[Photog1rl]

Do you know the time? I want to record the exact minute and hour I met my next lover?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Do you know the time? I want to record the exact minute and hour I met my next lover?

Can I call you Timex? Because I want to give you a licking until you're ticking.

 

[SolarClint]

Excuse me, did you leave this $100 bill here? You did, Oh you must be paying me for my services.

 

[Photog1rl]

Can I call you Timex? Because I want to give you a licking until you're ticking.

How many licks does it take to make you cum get to the center of a tootsie pop?

 

[SolarClint]

I heard that the best way to hold your liquor is by the ears. Want to practice with me?

 

[UnquietDreams]

How many licks does it take to make you cum get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I am willing to put in the work to find out!

 

[Photog1rl]

I am willing to put in the work to find out!

Can I watch?

 

[Shenanigans90]

We can go hang out at my place because my parents are out of town.

 

[SWR101]

my shenanigans are cheeky, and fun; not cruel and evil like others…

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

my shenanigans are cheeky, and fun; not cruel and evil like others…

Do you have any Grey Pooupon?

 

[dawn_of_night]

I'll show you mine, what about yours?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Do you have any Grey Pooupon?

I mustard that one before.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Are you the coronel?

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I have boobs.
You have boobs.
They should meet.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I have boobs.
You have boobs.
They should meet.

Is this seat taken?

Because if not, I'd love to take yours.

 

[Coyote100]

Would you mind if l took the handicap seaț next to you.

 

[hopeful_wife]

How about I give you a scratch behind the ears?

 

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

I heard you were looking for someone to scratch an itch?