Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Wand3rlust]

I prefer to Overwatch

Wow - I prefer to over think!

 

[Coyote100]

Wow - I prefer to over think!

Excuse me, but l think a bee just flew down you dress.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Excuse me, but l think a bee just flew down you dress.

You are NEVER gonna get that roadrunner.

 

[hopeful_wife]

So... Um... Your name... Is it that you've got a pecker where your eye should be? Or does your pecker have an eye? Depending on your answer, I could be very interested...

(Also-- meep meep!)

 

[Darkweather]

So tell me... are you married?

 

[dawn_of_night]

I mean ... It's really not that complicated, I love in the basement, they buy the food, they pay the bills, we'd just have to stay in the basement and not go upstairs, like ever... Sound good?

 

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

I mean ... It's really not that complicated, I love in the basement, they buy the food, they pay the bills, we'd just have to stay in the basement and not go upstairs, like ever... Sound good?

Your mouth in your Pic looks very nice, you know where else it would look nice??

 

[hopeful_wife]

I bet you'd be cute if I weren't afraid of heights.

 

[Mrtenant]

I bet you'd be cute if I weren't afraid of heights.

I sometimes spray it when I say it, ....Oops did it again. Lemme wipe that off....*holds up a napkin

 

[AlexBailey]

I sometimes spray it when I say it, ....Oops did it again. Lemme wipe that off....*holds up a napkin

You can make a filthy mess as long as you clean up afterwards.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Oh you’re a pilot …. do you have a girlfriend? Too soon to ask - I can wait and ask again in a couple hours.

 

[Grant55]

I need to get some gas. The diner down the road serves chilli.

 

[Wriggle]

My stomach needs less gas.

 

[Trubbycat]

You look much nicer than those blow up dolls.

 

[Grant55]

'Sup

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I have a dictionary if you need one.

 

[pantyboidoe]

You're just trying to make us jealous with that ear of corn, aren'tcha?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Dang popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth. Say, you wouldn’t mind licking it out would ya?

 

[Wriggle]

Do
you know the word sabotage comes from the French word sabot. Which was a sort of clog the weavers would wear.
When the factories brought in machinery to make the work more efficient and easier for cheap child labour to use, the Luddites would throw their sabots into the machinery in order to completely fuck them up.
To sabotage them.

 

[SWR101]

I too like to “wriggle” up beside someone to cuddle…

 

[F3x0r]

“Hey, what's up? Hey, you know Pac-Man. You know the original name for Pac-Man was Puck Man. Not because he looks like a hockey puck. But its Paku Paku. Means flap your mouth. But they thought people would scratch out the "p" and turn it into an "f" like "Fuck Man."”

 

[Grant55]

Wanna ride in my vette?
No...chevette

 

[Trubbycat]

I've been stalking you for a while now.

 

[Grant55]

Of course you have. I'm legendary

 

[Great_Scot]

Of course you have. I'm legendary

Lethargy? Sorry I'm that old my hearing is going? Duck your brick? What?