Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[subdudeme13]

Can I have a piece of tail?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

so... ya like watersports?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Is it a full moon?
Yes, I've seen the plumbers crack....
No, I dont want to go line dancing...

 

[Qky75]

You know I do

Wanna make an Indie film?

Is it a full moon?
Yes, I've seen the plumbers crack....
No, I dont want to go line dancing...

I've got a buy 1 get 1 coupon...if we make it before 4:30 my senior discount will apply! Bring your purse so we can stuff it with the all-you-can-eat cream corn!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Wanna make an Indie film?

I've got a buy 1 get 1 coupon...if we make it before 4:30 my senior discount will apply! Bring your purse so we can stuff it with the all-you-can-eat cream corn!

Ha. Bring your man bag. It's bigger.
And we can get Lima beans too!

 

[hopeful_wife]

cream corn!

Lima beans too!

Sufferin' succotash! This sounds like an orgy I can get behind.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I’ll happily share my beans with you. That I ate earlier. Toot Toot.

 

[Noone45]

Sufferin' succotash! This sounds like an orgy I can get behind.

Hey miss
I was searching for beauty in Google maps and it's showing your location!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don’t really like body hair on my men …. Do you mind if I waxed you from neck to toe before we get it on?

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I'm really into spoons

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I collect teeth, want to see my collection?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm really into spoons

Wanna get forked?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I collect teeth, want to see my collection?

somehow I just heard “I like oral sex!”

 

[UnquietDreams]

somehow I just heard “I like oral sex!”

Hey, I heard you like oral sex...

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Hey, I heard you like oral sex...

Guilty. I’m guilty alot. So much guilt.

 

[pantyboidoe]

is this a new hip thrust dance? i'm sure it's a hit at the club!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Yup. It’s all the rave. I’m teaching classes for these sweet sweet moves.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Yup. It’s all the rave. I’m teaching classes for these sweet sweet moves.

Should I bring my two left feet and my grandma?

 

[Mrmphilll2]

Just slide to left. Criss cross. Everyone clap your hands

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I see your sheets are clean...want to dirty them up?

 

[Mrtenant]

Your old gray granny panties ain't cutting it for me. Go commando or go home.

 

[SWR101]

Mr Tenant? Was that movie made about you?!?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

You’re old, I’m old… imagine how much old fun we could have

 

[ImpishSeraph]

That is old people flirting lol.

No, that'd be

"How 'bout you clear my cobwebs using your duster"

 

[SWR101]

No, that'd be

"How 'bout you clear my cobwebs using your duster"

I’ve got some cobwebs up under here, wanna help me clear those too?