Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[SWR101]

Lethargy? Sorry I'm that old my hearing is going? Duck your brick? What?

Lethargy? Don’t have ask me twice, I love to lay on a couch and nap

 

[Megan82]

That's all I do is lay on the couch and nap... fetch me a sandwich?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’ve only got the butt end of a loaf, mayo and a pickle jar with no pickles that I forgot to throw out. That work?

 

[Apisto42]

I’ve only got the butt end of a loaf, mayo and a pickle jar with no pickles that I forgot to throw out. That work?

You had me at “mayo”. How about some hot boy anal to go with that?

 

[Photog1rl]

If you’re rechargeable as well as pragmatic I’ll give you a go.

 

[pantyboidoe]

I've see you've brought the sunshine with you. Let's make sure we avoid tan lines.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I've see you've brought the sunshine with you. Let's make sure we avoid tan lines.

Is that the one from Queer Eye?
Is he your ex?

 

[hopeful_wife]

Is that the one from Queer Eye?
Is he your ex?

If you marry me, I think I'll change my name to l4stful_wife...

Well, no, we haven't officially met, but it's never too early to plan, right?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

If you marry me, I think I'll change my name to l4stful_wife...

Well, no, we haven't officially met, but it's never too early to plan, right?

5alaciou5Monkey at your service.

 

[subdudeme13]

Can I have a piece of tail?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

so... ya like watersports?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Is it a full moon?
Yes, I've seen the plumbers crack....
No, I dont want to go line dancing...

 

[Qky75]

You know I do

Wanna make an Indie film?

Is it a full moon?
Yes, I've seen the plumbers crack....
No, I dont want to go line dancing...

I've got a buy 1 get 1 coupon...if we make it before 4:30 my senior discount will apply! Bring your purse so we can stuff it with the all-you-can-eat cream corn!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Wanna make an Indie film?

I've got a buy 1 get 1 coupon...if we make it before 4:30 my senior discount will apply! Bring your purse so we can stuff it with the all-you-can-eat cream corn!

Ha. Bring your man bag. It's bigger.
And we can get Lima beans too!

 

[hopeful_wife]

cream corn!

Lima beans too!

Sufferin' succotash! This sounds like an orgy I can get behind.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I’ll happily share my beans with you. That I ate earlier. Toot Toot.

 

[Noone45]

Sufferin' succotash! This sounds like an orgy I can get behind.

Hey miss
I was searching for beauty in Google maps and it's showing your location!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don’t really like body hair on my men …. Do you mind if I waxed you from neck to toe before we get it on?

 

[Grant55]

I'm really into spoons

 

[Megan82]

I collect teeth, want to see my collection?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm really into spoons

Wanna get forked?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I collect teeth, want to see my collection?

somehow I just heard “I like oral sex!”

 

[UnquietDreams]

somehow I just heard “I like oral sex!”

Hey, I heard you like oral sex...

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Hey, I heard you like oral sex...

Guilty. I’m guilty alot. So much guilt.

 

[pantyboidoe]

is this a new hip thrust dance? i'm sure it's a hit at the club!