Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[ImpishSeraph]

I’ve got some cobwebs up under here, wanna help me clear those too?

They already came back? I was up there just yesterday. Flip it up, boy let me at 'em

 

[Shenanigans90]

My friend and I made a bet that only you can determine the winner. Does the carpet match the curtains?

 

[hopeful_wife]

I've been known to shenan before... Would you like to help me shenanigan?

 

[positiveflirt]

I've been known to shenan before... Would you like to help me shenanigan?

Oh my. You look even better than the pictures I've secretly been taking of you.

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

Up for a pork sword fight?

 

[Photog1rl]

Join me in bed? I just changed my sheets-laat month.

 

[JackKingOff]

I am a complete rollercoaster… wanna ride?

 

[jason28053]

Join me in bed? I just changed my sheets-laat month.

Actually that was only a few days ago

 

[Photog1rl]

I am a complete rollercoaster… wanna ride?

That's not supposed to turn me on, is it?

 

[Photog1rl]

Actually that was only a few days ago

I was wondering who might catch that

 

[JackKingOff]

That's not supposed to turn me on, is it?

Does a roller coaster of emotions turn you on?

 

[Photog1rl]

Does a roller coaster of emotions turn you on?

Not emotions but a man that can be ridden does.
I must have intentionally misinterpreted your post

 

[JackKingOff]

Not emotions but a man that can be ridden does.
I must have intentionally misinterpreted your post

I am just an all around roller coaster! Hop on beautiful!

 

[ImpishSeraph]

You two up for a third? I've always wanted to peg a guy while he takes a photo...

 

[JackKingOff]

You two up for a third? I've always wanted to peg a guy while he takes a photo...

Be just like the navy all over again! Hop on board

 

[AlwaysDancing]

After I’m done eating this pretzel, let’s get twisted up like a pretzel. Yeah, I know it’s a pretzel rod. That’s not the point. Gawd why are you always so salty? Like .. a pretzel?

 

[hopeful_wife]

You should dip me in hot cheese and mustard...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I could have sworn we already had the discussion about safe nacho cheese temperatures…

 

[sexymanfun]

<sends dick pic> because mom told me I'm special

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

<sends dick pic> because mom told me I'm special

Yikes! Did she tell you that before or after you sent her a dick pic?

 

[Coyote100]

Hope you don't mind. But the dick pic l am sending you is copied from a porn site.

 

[sexymanfun]

Yikes! Did she tell you that before or after you sent her a dick pic?

Neither. She's just the Freudian root cause for my falsely derived source of confidence to send one in the first place

 

[DirrrtyDanny]

So… you like… stuff?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Mind if I keep my clothes on? You won’t want to do it if I take them off.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Mind if I keep my clothes on? You won’t want to do it if I take them off.

No problem. Could you put this Darth Vader helmet on as well?