Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[AlwaysDancing]

Yup. It’s all the rave. I’m teaching classes for these sweet sweet moves.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Yup. It’s all the rave. I’m teaching classes for these sweet sweet moves.

Should I bring my two left feet and my grandma?

 

[Mrmphilll2]

Just slide to left. Criss cross. Everyone clap your hands

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I see your sheets are clean...want to dirty them up?

 

[Mrtenant]

Your old gray granny panties ain't cutting it for me. Go commando or go home.

 

[SWR101]

Mr Tenant? Was that movie made about you?!?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

You’re old, I’m old… imagine how much old fun we could have

 

[ImpishSeraph]

That is old people flirting lol.

No, that'd be

"How 'bout you clear my cobwebs using your duster"

 

[SWR101]

No, that'd be

"How 'bout you clear my cobwebs using your duster"

I’ve got some cobwebs up under here, wanna help me clear those too?

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I’ve got some cobwebs up under here, wanna help me clear those too?

They already came back? I was up there just yesterday. Flip it up, boy let me at 'em

 

[Shenanigans90]

My friend and I made a bet that only you can determine the winner. Does the carpet match the curtains?

 

[hopeful_wife]

I've been known to shenan before... Would you like to help me shenanigan?

 

[positiveflirt]

I've been known to shenan before... Would you like to help me shenanigan?

Oh my. You look even better than the pictures I've secretly been taking of you.

 

[Great_Scot]

Up for a pork sword fight?

 

[Photog1rl]

Join me in bed? I just changed my sheets-laat month.

 

[JackKingOff]

I am a complete rollercoaster… wanna ride?

 

[jason28053]

Join me in bed? I just changed my sheets-laat month.

Actually that was only a few days ago

 

[Photog1rl]

I am a complete rollercoaster… wanna ride?

That's not supposed to turn me on, is it?

 

[Photog1rl]

Actually that was only a few days ago

I was wondering who might catch that

 

[JackKingOff]

That's not supposed to turn me on, is it?

Does a roller coaster of emotions turn you on?

 

[Photog1rl]

Does a roller coaster of emotions turn you on?

Not emotions but a man that can be ridden does.
I must have intentionally misinterpreted your post

 

[JackKingOff]

Not emotions but a man that can be ridden does.
I must have intentionally misinterpreted your post

I am just an all around roller coaster! Hop on beautiful!

 

[ImpishSeraph]

You two up for a third? I've always wanted to peg a guy while he takes a photo...

 

[JackKingOff]

You two up for a third? I've always wanted to peg a guy while he takes a photo...

Be just like the navy all over again! Hop on board

 

[AlwaysDancing]

After I’m done eating this pretzel, let’s get twisted up like a pretzel. Yeah, I know it’s a pretzel rod. That’s not the point. Gawd why are you always so salty? Like .. a pretzel?