Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[nolimits51]

You look like someone who likes to be shared.

 

[Taegul]

I have lots of limits. So many limits. Hard limits.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Can you just feed my tacos and tell me I’m pretty

 

[hopeful_wife]

Can you just feed my tacos and tell me I’m pretty

The thread is about incompetently flirting, but you're speaking my love language. So how do I hit on you badly? Oh, I know!

"Excuse me, I'd like a taco, but could I have a lettuce wrap instead of a tortilla and can you hold all the spice?"

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Have a juicy fruit?

 

[Apisto42]

Have a juicy fruit?

Have a tomato. That work for you?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Have a juicy fruit?

So…has your facial hair grown back yet?

 

[Sexy_Singer]

So…has your facial hair grown back yet?

There's a current picture on another thread.

 

[Apisto42]

So…has your facial hair grown back yet?

I thought we said no knives in the bedroom?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I thought we said no knives in the bedroom?

When I said I wanted a rabbit, I didn’t mean…

 

[MindYaBitness]

When I said I wanted a rabbit, I didn’t mean…

I'm a Magician I've got a wand & a rabbit

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I'm a Magician I've got a wand & a rabbit

Let’s make some magic together!

 

[Mrtenant]

So how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled, or fertilized

 

[Photog1rl]

Are you a rancher?

 

[luv2custrip]

Hey: I’m a raunchy!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Excuse me....
Where are we? Is this the show I paid for?
I'd like to speak to the manager....

 

[TheMrBurns]

"I think we need to stop normalizing women's orgasms. I've never been with a woman who's had one so they obviously don't exist."

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I've been complimented on my teeth during a blowjob. Do you want a blowjob?

 

[Apisto42]

I've been complimented on my teeth during a blowjob. Do you want a blowjob?

Only if you take them out beforehand…

 

[ImpishSeraph]

(That shit was funny!! Thanks)

Your skin is really nice, will you put some lotion on it before I take you home?

 

[dawn_of_night]

The lotion stays, or I go ...
Also do you have any stew?

 

[37_ttej]

Yeah, the neighbour’s always up for a threesome.
*calls out*
Hey, Stu!?

 

[Biggalute]

The lotion stays, or I go ...
Also do you have any stew?

I love heavy breathing, do you have asthma?

 

[dawn_of_night]

It's the rag weed and spider mites that really choke me up, you should be fine....

 

[SWR101]

good, that’ll drown out my snoring, I can’t stand my CPAP