Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[hopeful_wife]

You should dip me in hot cheese and mustard...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I could have sworn we already had the discussion about safe nacho cheese temperatures…

 

[sexymanfun]

<sends dick pic> because mom told me I'm special

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

<sends dick pic> because mom told me I'm special

Yikes! Did she tell you that before or after you sent her a dick pic?

 

[Coyote100]

Hope you don't mind. But the dick pic l am sending you is copied from a porn site.

 

[sexymanfun]

Yikes! Did she tell you that before or after you sent her a dick pic?

Neither. She's just the Freudian root cause for my falsely derived source of confidence to send one in the first place

 

[DirrrtyDanny]

So… you like… stuff?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Mind if I keep my clothes on? You won’t want to do it if I take them off.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Mind if I keep my clothes on? You won’t want to do it if I take them off.

No problem. Could you put this Darth Vader helmet on as well?

 

[nolimits51]

You look like someone who likes to be shared.

 

[Taegul]

I have lots of limits. So many limits. Hard limits.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Can you just feed my tacos and tell me I’m pretty

 

[hopeful_wife]

Can you just feed my tacos and tell me I’m pretty

The thread is about incompetently flirting, but you're speaking my love language. So how do I hit on you badly? Oh, I know!

"Excuse me, I'd like a taco, but could I have a lettuce wrap instead of a tortilla and can you hold all the spice?"

 

[Grant55]

Have a juicy fruit?

 

[Apisto42]

Have a juicy fruit?

Have a tomato. That work for you?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Have a juicy fruit?

So…has your facial hair grown back yet?

 

[Grant55]

So…has your facial hair grown back yet?

There's a current picture on another thread.

 

[Apisto42]

So…has your facial hair grown back yet?

I thought we said no knives in the bedroom?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I thought we said no knives in the bedroom?

When I said I wanted a rabbit, I didn’t mean…

 

[MindYaBitness]

When I said I wanted a rabbit, I didn’t mean…

I'm a Magician I've got a wand & a rabbit

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I'm a Magician I've got a wand & a rabbit

Let’s make some magic together!

 

[Mrtenant]

So how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled, or fertilized

 

[Photog1rl]

Are you a rancher?

 

[luv2custrip]

Hey: I’m a raunchy!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Excuse me....
Where are we? Is this the show I paid for?
I'd like to speak to the manager....