Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[ImpishSeraph]

I have this nice suspension that hold a man up by his cock ring. I won't even have to take your kilt off Lets go!!

 

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

Are you a scientist? You know the best way to confirm a theory is to put it to the test.

 

[Gamine67]

Excuse me; I think you’re suppose to put the potato in the front.

 

[Taegul]

Wanna go for a ride in my Green Machine?

 

[dawn_of_night]

I think I've seen that... Reminds me of the til a whirl
I'm ready for a whirly ride if you are

 

[ydahecnot]

I gotta say, you bring my FUCKSHITCOCK Tourette’s out

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Will you be my fucking ray of sunshine?

 

[Coyote100]

That man with horns over there keeps giving you eye

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Bark, bark bark bark bark, bark bark!

 

[SWR101]

I’ll see your barking and raise you an elephant trumpet!

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Are you always this loud?

 

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

Are you always this loud?

That halo would look good as my cock ring

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Somerimes im too quiet.

Are you always this loud?

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

That halo would look good as my cock ring

Ok I did laugh and yep, that’s a good incompetent way to start!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Please let's wear ski masks before we go to get groceries....

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Please let's wear ski masks before we go to get groceries....

These masks have been washed in a few months. But they look great. Let’s go.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

But I always wear my goggles!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

But I always wear my goggles!

Just makes sense with the snorkel.

 

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

Ok I did laugh and yep, that’s a good incompetent way to start!

Good, isn't that the point of this thread, to have a good laugh!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Did you bring the flashlight for this cat robbery?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Is that a flashlight or fleshlight??

 

[dawn_of_night]

Is that a flashlight or fleshlight??

Actually it's a Lazer pointer....

*Makes a figure 8 with the red light *

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Actually it's a Lazer pointer....

*Makes a figure 8 with the red light *

Look at that pussy go crazy.

Chasing that laser.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Look at that pussy go crazy.

Chasing that laser.

Wanna try it with catnip???
Or some strobe lights....
Maybe we should get high first....

 

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

Wanna try it with catnip???
Or some strobe lights....
Maybe we should get high first....

I have weed and shrooms, take your pick, or both?!?