Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[dawn_of_night]

I have weed and shrooms, take your pick, or both?!?

Uhm.... I'm... Uhhuh... Well... I've never... So... Uh..

 

[dawn_of_night]

Wanna have sex after the Presidential Debate?

No... Let's just do it now....
For fucks sake this is painful enough
Why wait.....

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Oh. Ok. I guess. But I kind of wanted to see it

Why not both? Make it a game. When she speaks, you’re on top. When he speaks I’m on top.
When they get riled up it’s head down, ass up.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Uhm.... I'm... Uhhuh... Well... I've never... So... Uh..

So no catnip?

 

[dawn_of_night]

So no catnip?

How you doin'??
*Raises eyebrows ackwardly and wiggles head*

 

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

How you doin'??
*Raises eyebrows ackwardly and wiggles head*

Imagining what it would be like doin you... Oh wait, you asked how, not whatch you doin... Well we're here now

 

[dawn_of_night]

Imagining what it would be like doin you... Oh wait, you asked how, not whatch you doin... Well we're here now

*Nods*
I imagine it's much like a waterbed mattress on a trampoline... But with a few holes that are warm and wet ... Which is something we all know... If you were a water bed owner, is a horrible thing.... Warm and wet is bad....

However warm and gooey cookies are fantastic and that sounds like a delicious nightcap....

 

[lilmissdarling]

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Can you smell this for me?

 

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

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Can you smell this for me?

Did you smell that, someone let one rip on the dance floor... I swear it wasn't me... I mean, unless that is your kink

 

[Dancingflamengoals]

I have weed and lots of books

 

[Kraken_96]

I have weed and lots of books

Oh yeah? You like reading and...weeding?

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

I showered last week sometime... I think.

 

[JackKingOff]

I shower once in a while too!

I showered last week sometime... I think.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

I shower once in a while too!

Smooth.

 

[Seokrocks]

Here’s a Kleenex, just wipe off the pus

 

[drobert44]

Smooth.

Can I nuzzle your fantastic tits?

 

[SavannaT]

Can I nuzzle your fantastic tits?

only if ur weiner is as handsome that mustache

 

[drobert44]

only if ur weiner is as handsome that mustache

On my tablet in Paris- can’t send pics

 

[drobert44]

On my tablet in Paris- can’t send pics

If you want pics of the Montmarsse area, email me

 

[Kraken_96]

Flirting with yourself there handsome? (Bad pickup line, not a dig )

 

[gisade]

MMM, Paris!

 

[JackKingOff]

I would like to stay in rather than see the eiffel tower

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Do you see a Dr for your halitosis?

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I have a cock ring with a leash attachment ready to go. Here kitty kitty.

 

[jamiesixtynine2]

I’d love to enjoy a milkshake out of your straw.