Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[TheMrBurns]

"I think we need to stop normalizing women's orgasms. I've never been with a woman who's had one so they obviously don't exist."

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I've been complimented on my teeth during a blowjob. Do you want a blowjob?

 

[Apisto42]

I've been complimented on my teeth during a blowjob. Do you want a blowjob?

Only if you take them out beforehand…

 

[ImpishSeraph]

(That shit was funny!! Thanks)

Your skin is really nice, will you put some lotion on it before I take you home?

 

[dawn_of_night]

The lotion stays, or I go ...
Also do you have any stew?

 

[37_ttej]

Yeah, the neighbour’s always up for a threesome.
*calls out*
Hey, Stu!?

 

[Biggalute]

The lotion stays, or I go ...
Also do you have any stew?

I love heavy breathing, do you have asthma?

 

[dawn_of_night]

It's the rag weed and spider mites that really choke me up, you should be fine....

 

[SWR101]

good, that’ll drown out my snoring, I can’t stand my CPAP

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I have this nice suspension that hold a man up by his cock ring. I won't even have to take your kilt off Lets go!!

 

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

Are you a scientist? You know the best way to confirm a theory is to put it to the test.

 

[Gamine67]

Excuse me; I think you’re suppose to put the potato in the front.

 

[Taegul]

Wanna go for a ride in my Green Machine?

 

[dawn_of_night]

I think I've seen that... Reminds me of the til a whirl
I'm ready for a whirly ride if you are

 

[ydahecnot]

I gotta say, you bring my FUCKSHITCOCK Tourette’s out

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Will you be my fucking ray of sunshine?

 

[Coyote100]

That man with horns over there keeps giving you eye

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Bark, bark bark bark bark, bark bark!

 

[SWR101]

I’ll see your barking and raise you an elephant trumpet!

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Are you always this loud?

 

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

Are you always this loud?

That halo would look good as my cock ring

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Somerimes im too quiet.

Are you always this loud?

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

That halo would look good as my cock ring

Ok I did laugh and yep, that’s a good incompetent way to start!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Please let's wear ski masks before we go to get groceries....

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Please let's wear ski masks before we go to get groceries....

These masks have been washed in a few months. But they look great. Let’s go.