Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You
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Coyote100
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Forget the nice evening. You were just offered some yoni yogurt. If you don't go for it, l will.
crazychemgirl
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Would you like to just sit silently in the other room while I warm up with porn and you can come in only when invited?
Wand3rlust
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Mmm mmm no sorry, I don't feel like it now... I stuffed my face on all your candy corn...
My God it's SO good....
MindYaBitness
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Wanna talk about slime molds and fungus???
Wand3rlust
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Xerxes82
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Are you choking? Should I use the heimlich manuever?
Wand3rlust
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I'm not sure your hands are supposed to go there.......
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Don’t tell me, I know how to play Twister.
TheMrBurns
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Looks in Hungarian to English phrasebook: Ahem, My hovercraft is full of eels!
AlwaysDancing
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Hang with me for I am a master of flirting and I will teach you. Allow me to demonstrate. Ahem. “Heyyyy, is that broccoli stuck in your teeth or are you just happy to see me?!”Sooo for me just flirt? All my flirting is incompetent…as the Litster above me well knows since it never worked on him
Kraken_96
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Here let me get that, I love brocoli!
*Attempts an over the table tongue kiss at a quiet restaurant*
Shymidwestgirl
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Want some raisins? Nope these are raisins not little mouse poops.
crazychemgirl
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Don’t mind the photos of my ex’s … I like to keep a shrine of all the men I’ve killed … I mean.. fucked. Yeah.. just fucked. Not killed.
Sexy_Singer
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Hey, I work in clothing retail. Have I got a deal for you.
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So, I was wearing a thong when I left the house, but I can't seem to find it now, wanna help me look?
AlwaysDancing
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Sure thing. Do you think it’s in the bushes over there or the crack over there?
Desiree_Radcliffe
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Are you always dancing or are you just happy to see me?
Sexy_Singer
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I have books. Ever hear of Superman?
chapter6plan
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Um ... hi ... I mean ... um, hello ... ah ... do you think,... I mean ... maybe ... would you ... are you interested ... in ... um ... guys, cuz if you are, um ... I'm maybe ... curious ... um ... sorry ...
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