Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[MidwestPrincess23]

But I always wear my goggles!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

But I always wear my goggles!

Just makes sense with the snorkel.

 

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

Ok I did laugh and yep, that’s a good incompetent way to start!

Good, isn't that the point of this thread, to have a good laugh!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Did you bring the flashlight for this cat robbery?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Is that a flashlight or fleshlight??

 

[dawn_of_night]

Is that a flashlight or fleshlight??

Actually it's a Lazer pointer....

*Makes a figure 8 with the red light *

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Actually it's a Lazer pointer....

*Makes a figure 8 with the red light *

Look at that pussy go crazy.

Chasing that laser.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Look at that pussy go crazy.

Chasing that laser.

Wanna try it with catnip???
Or some strobe lights....
Maybe we should get high first....

 

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

Wanna try it with catnip???
Or some strobe lights....
Maybe we should get high first....

I have weed and shrooms, take your pick, or both?!?

 

[dawn_of_night]

I have weed and shrooms, take your pick, or both?!?

Uhm.... I'm... Uhhuh... Well... I've never... So... Uh..

 

[dawn_of_night]

Wanna have sex after the Presidential Debate?

No... Let's just do it now....
For fucks sake this is painful enough
Why wait.....

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Oh. Ok. I guess. But I kind of wanted to see it

Why not both? Make it a game. When she speaks, you’re on top. When he speaks I’m on top.
When they get riled up it’s head down, ass up.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Uhm.... I'm... Uhhuh... Well... I've never... So... Uh..

So no catnip?

 

[dawn_of_night]

So no catnip?

How you doin'??
*Raises eyebrows ackwardly and wiggles head*

 

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

How you doin'??
*Raises eyebrows ackwardly and wiggles head*

Imagining what it would be like doin you... Oh wait, you asked how, not whatch you doin... Well we're here now

 

[dawn_of_night]

Imagining what it would be like doin you... Oh wait, you asked how, not whatch you doin... Well we're here now

*Nods*
I imagine it's much like a waterbed mattress on a trampoline... But with a few holes that are warm and wet ... Which is something we all know... If you were a water bed owner, is a horrible thing.... Warm and wet is bad....

However warm and gooey cookies are fantastic and that sounds like a delicious nightcap....

 

[lilmissdarling]

Can you smell this for me?

 

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

Can you smell this for me?

Did you smell that, someone let one rip on the dance floor... I swear it wasn't me... I mean, unless that is your kink

 

[Dancingflamengoals]

I have weed and lots of books

 

[Kraken_96]

I have weed and lots of books

Oh yeah? You like reading and...weeding?

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

I showered last week sometime... I think.

 

[JackKingOff]

I shower once in a while too!

I showered last week sometime... I think.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

I shower once in a while too!

Smooth.

 

[Seokrocks]

Here’s a Kleenex, just wipe off the pus

 

[drobert44]

Smooth.

Can I nuzzle your fantastic tits?