crazychemgirl
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Don’t mind the photos of my ex’s … I like to keep a shrine of all the men I’ve killed … I mean.. fucked. Yeah.. just fucked. Not killed.
Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You
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dawn_of_night
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So, I was wearing a thong when I left the house, but I can't seem to find it now, wanna help me look?
AlwaysDancing
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Sure thing. Do you think it’s in the bushes over there or the crack over there?
Desiree_Radcliffe
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Are you always dancing or are you just happy to see me?
chapter6plan
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Um ... hi ... I mean ... um, hello ... ah ... do you think,... I mean ... maybe ... would you ... are you interested ... in ... um ... guys, cuz if you are, um ... I'm maybe ... curious ... um ... sorry ...
Apisto42
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Normally I don’t date girls with a full beard, but since you’re a straight woman, why not?
PassionsFlame
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Ohhhhh, look at the cute rabbit ears, awwwww!
DirrrtyDanny
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"uhhhhh... I have hummus. Got any Cauliflower?"
37_ttej
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Psst, @Photog1rl, the thread title is incompetently flirt with the person above you.
Just being helpful.
lilmissdarling
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Excuse me... I'd like to talk to you about your cars extended warranty.
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lilmissdarling
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Jellied Moose nose is a thing.
dawn_of_night
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So like you want to come over and try again?
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