Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[SavannaT]

Can I nuzzle your fantastic tits?

only if ur weiner is as handsome that mustache

 

[drobert44]

only if ur weiner is as handsome that mustache

On my tablet in Paris- can’t send pics

 

[drobert44]

On my tablet in Paris- can’t send pics

If you want pics of the Montmarsse area, email me

 

[Kraken_96]

Flirting with yourself there handsome? (Bad pickup line, not a dig )

 

[gisade]

MMM, Paris!

 

[JackKingOff]

I would like to stay in rather than see the eiffel tower

 

[Grant55]

Do you see a Dr for your halitosis?

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I have a cock ring with a leash attachment ready to go. Here kitty kitty.

 

[jamiesixtynine2]

I’d love to enjoy a milkshake out of your straw.

 

[Photog1rl]

Want some yoni yogurt?

 

[Kraken_96]

It sure is a nice night for an evening

 

[Coyote100]

Want some yoni yogurt?

It sure is a nice night for an evening

Forget the nice evening. You were just offered some yoni yogurt. If you don't go for it, l will.

 

[37_ttej]

(scratches you behind the ears)

Who's a good boy, then!?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Would you like to just sit silently in the other room while I warm up with porn and you can come in only when invited?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Would you like to just sit silently in the other room while I warm up with porn and you can come in only when invited?

Mmm mmm no sorry, I don't feel like it now... I stuffed my face on all your candy corn...

My God it's SO good....

 

[MindYaBitness]

Mmm mmm no sorry, I don't feel like it now... I stuffed my face on all your candy corn...

My God it's SO good....

Wanna talk about slime molds and fungus???

 

[Wand3rlust]

Wanna talk about slime molds and fungus???

Did you mean 'moulds?'.....

*ahem*

 

[Xerxes82]

Did you mean 'moulds?'.....

*ahem*

Are you choking? Should I use the heimlich manuever?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Are you choking? Should I use the heimlich manuever?

I'm not sure your hands are supposed to go there.......

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm not sure your hands are supposed to go there.......

Don’t tell me, I know how to play Twister.

 

[TheMrBurns]

Looks in Hungarian to English phrasebook: Ahem, My hovercraft is full of eels!

 

[lacandy]

Sooo for me just flirt? All my flirting is incompetent…as the Litster above me well knows since it never worked on him

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Sooo for me just flirt? All my flirting is incompetent…as the Litster above me well knows since it never worked on him

Hang with me for I am a master of flirting and I will teach you. Allow me to demonstrate. Ahem. “Heyyyy, is that broccoli stuck in your teeth or are you just happy to see me?!”

 

[Kraken_96]

Hang with me for I am a master of flirting and I will teach you. Allow me to demonstrate. Ahem. “Heyyyy, is that broccoli stuck in your teeth or are you just happy to see me?!”

Here let me get that, I love brocoli!

*Attempts an over the table tongue kiss at a quiet restaurant*

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Want some raisins? Nope these are raisins not little mouse poops.