Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Apisto42]

I'm not gay or bi...still wanna go out?

Normally I don’t date girls with a full beard, but since you’re a straight woman, why not?

 

[PassionsFlame]

Ohhhhh, look at the cute rabbit ears, awwwww!

 

[DirrrtyDanny]

"uhhhhh... I have hummus. Got any Cauliflower?"

 

[Photog1rl]

Good boy. I have a collar and a mat with your name on it.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Hey baby

 

[Photog1rl]

Yes daddy?

 

[37_ttej]

Yes daddy?

Psst, @Photog1rl, the thread title is incompetently flirt with the person above you.
Just being helpful.

 

[lilmissdarling]

Excuse me... I'd like to talk to you about your cars extended warranty.

 

[Drinkmein]

I have a coupon for nachos.

 

[Jordan90]

If you tell me what a Mein is, I'll drink it so fast. You don't even know ...

 

[Bassytian]

Missing a bone? I've got an extra in my pants!

 

[Wriggle]

Dogs like bones.

 

[lilmissdarling]

Dogs like bones.

Jellied Moose nose is a thing.

 

[SWR101]

Oh, sorry, I was looking for BigMisterBastard… but you’ll do

 

[Trubbycat]

...so long story short, all charges were dropped, lack of evidence...

 

[dawn_of_night]

...so long story short, all charges were dropped, lack of evidence...

So like you want to come over and try again?

 

[37_ttej]

So like you want to come over and try again?

Sure. Can I bring my new dick trophy to show you?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Sure. Can I bring my new dick trophy to show you?

Can't wait to see it...should I fix dinner for two or 3?

 

[Dashing_Sir]

“Bet you can’t wait to get some of this in your throat” * slaps unwashed trout like phallus on the local bar top*

 

[dawn_of_night]

“Bet you can’t wait to get some of this in your throat” * slaps unwashed trout like phallus on the local bar top*

Big fish you got there? Wanna see my last catch?

 

[Dashing_Sir]

Big fish you got there? Wanna see my last catch?

You think you can land this in that trawl net?

 

[Dashing_Sir]

You think you can land this in that trawl net?

(Sorry, just playing the part!)

 

[dawn_of_night]

You think you can land this in that trawl net?

You doubt my ability as a sports man....
Trudges away.

 

[JackKingOff]

You can prove your sportsman against me, i will be your pray. Think you can catch me?

 

[Amanda330]

You can prove your sportsman against me, i will be your pray. Think you can catch me?

Sorry, I think you meant can you be my *prey*? Unless you were praying to be fast enough? I don't think God will hear you though.

Ready. Set. Go.