Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[SmokingFap]

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you put this bag over your head?

 

[SmokingFap]

And I'm not picking on you, @AlwaysDancing.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Do it .. do it do it do it ri-i-ight!
I got my mind set on you!

So I recorded a new song....
You wanna hear it?
It's probably better for the mute or deaf.... But I mean it might be alright...

 

[AlwaysDancing]

So I recorded a new song....
You wanna hear it?
It's probably better for the mute or deaf.... But I mean it might be alright...

Oh. In the style of deaf leopard.

I’ll pour some sugar on ya. You’re gonna look like a soggy frosted flake when I’m done!!

Isn’t that grrrrrreat?

 

[Photog1rl]

Are you a plumber cause I need my drain snaked.

 

[SmokingFap]

God gave you a beautiful smile, but I think it was the other guy who gave you those tits...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Everytime I look at you I just want to touch myself

 

[SmokingFap]

(Sorry, I gotta get these down before I forget them.)

What is that perfume you're wearing? Eau de Starkist?

Would you like a hunchback rub?

Your spirit animal must be a hairy mole.

 

[SmokingFap]

Wanna go back to your place? They're spraying mine for leprosy.

 

[SmokingFap]

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like hell.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like hell.

I quit smoking but u still suck

 

[SmokingFap]

You have the cutest chins.

 

[kathyisgr65]

You have the cutest chins.

Hahaha
U wanna suck my...chins... nope

Im drunk and still no

 

[NewEng]

Turn round, I want to see your face. Oh, that is your face!

 

[Coyote100]

Ðamn, I hate cold weather.

 

[37_ttej]

Haven't we done this before?
Hey, down boy!
Don't sniff my crotch.
And no humping my leg either!

 

[Deleted member 6353684]

Ohohhh mums home quick. Hide under there.

 

[SmokingFap]

I want you to have my babies. So could you just watch them for me for a couple hours?

 

[Coyote100]

My god! What a misleading avatar!

 

[Kraken_96]

My god! What a misleading avatar!

 

[CuriousJInLA]

Kraken huh? Need a release?

 

[Jordan90]

I'm so sorry for spilling all over you. Let me just help pat you dry...

 

[Photog1rl]

Yes, I do need another drink. Thanks for offering.

 

[Taegul]

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

 

[Drinkmein]

I all my teeth.