Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[37_ttej]

So like you want to come over and try again?

Sure. Can I bring my new dick trophy to show you?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Sure. Can I bring my new dick trophy to show you?

Can't wait to see it...should I fix dinner for two or 3?

 

[Dashing_Sir]

“Bet you can’t wait to get some of this in your throat” * slaps unwashed trout like phallus on the local bar top*

 

[dawn_of_night]

“Bet you can’t wait to get some of this in your throat” * slaps unwashed trout like phallus on the local bar top*

Big fish you got there? Wanna see my last catch?

 

[Dashing_Sir]

Big fish you got there? Wanna see my last catch?

You think you can land this in that trawl net?

 

[Dashing_Sir]

You think you can land this in that trawl net?

(Sorry, just playing the part!)

 

[dawn_of_night]

You think you can land this in that trawl net?

You doubt my ability as a sports man....
Trudges away.

 

[JackKingOff]

You can prove your sportsman against me, i will be your pray. Think you can catch me?

 

[Amanda330]

You can prove your sportsman against me, i will be your pray. Think you can catch me?

Sorry, I think you meant can you be my *prey*? Unless you were praying to be fast enough? I don't think God will hear you though.

Ready. Set. Go.

 

[Mrtenant]

Sorry, I think you meant can you be my *prey*? Unless you were praying to be fast enough? I don't think God will hear you though.

Ready. Set. Go.

Yes it is a flashlight in my pocket

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Sorry, I think you meant can you be my *prey*? Unless you were praying to be fast enough? I don't think God will hear you though.

Ready. Set. Go.

Doesn’t everyone pray first?

“Now I lay thee down to fuck
I pray the lord not to cuck
Less of course you’re into that
Oh you’re walking away? Well, drat!!”

 

[Bassytian]

Want to pretend I’m a balloon and blow me up?

 

[JackKingOff]

As long as you do the same to me!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Sorry, I think you meant can you be my *prey*? Unless you were praying to be fast enough? I don't think God will hear you though.

Ready. Set. Go.

*Faints*

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I bet a hundred dollars I could get you to sleep with me. Would you like to make a hundred dollars?

 

[Mrtenant]

I'm an analyzer

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I'm an analyzer

Nope. That'd turn me on.



I have a kennel that you will fit in nicely. Wanna play hostage?

 

[chapter6plan]

Damn! You're hot! I almost don't need my Viagra.

 

[Bassytian]

A classic.

The word is “legs”, want to go upstairs and “spread the word”?

 

[SmokingFap]

Have you ever seriously considered the isolationism of mankind within a spiritual and cultural void? Also, my penis is hard.

 

[dawn_of_night]

My eggs are hard boiled

 

[Guyblue82]

Mmm baby, I’m average in all the ways that matter

 

[SWR101]

That’s great, I’m below average, you’ll do wonders for me!

 

[Grant55]

That's a nice dress you have on...oh wait...

 

[Trubbycat]

Do you cum here often?