Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Guyblue82]

I'm more of a cunniligist than a linguist

 

[Trubbycat]

Who wants to make ten dollars?!!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Want to pet my cat?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Wanna play dress up? I call dibs on the Darth Vader costume!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Wanna play dress up? I call dibs on the Darth Vader costume!

Pleeeaasee.... Let me be chewie!

 

[Trubbycat]

Pleeeaasee.... Let me be chewie!

Sexy stormtrooper who does not miss

 

[dawn_of_night]

Sexy stormtrooper who does not miss

Eerm....
But... But...
Sexy, you say?

 

[Trubbycat]

Eerm....
But... But...
Sexy, you say?

The white armor breaks away in strategic areas…

 

[dawn_of_night]

The white armor breaks away in strategic areas…

Oooh...
*Nods*
May the force be all you....

 

[BodieOhl]

C'mere you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerfherder!

 

[Trubbycat]

Oooh...
*Nods*
May the force be all you....

The Force revives the erection… if you believe…

 

[dawn_of_night]

C'mere you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerfherder!

Ooof. I love when you talk sexy to me...

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Don’t worry. My dick is do small you won’t even be able to tell how bad in bed I am.

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m sorry, I just came talking to you…

 

[willlph]

Which armpit did you say it was under ?

 

[Bassytian]

Visa or Mastercard?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Visa or Mastercard?

Just run it through the slot.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Just run it through the slot.

Hold on....Let me strap it on!

 

[Bassytian]

Just run it through the slot.

Nice! What else can I run through the slot?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Hold on....Let me strap it on!

Just remember the pancake dance. We have to flip!

Nice! What else can I run through the slot?

Let’s try a few things and discover what works and what gets stuck.

 

[Bassytian]

Let’s try a few things and discover what works and what gets stuck.

If you ask me, if it gets stuck, it works.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

If you ask me, if it gets stuck, it works.

Amen.

 

[SmokingFap]

Hey, could you take a look at this and see if it looks infected to you?

 

[dawn_of_night]

So, if it works, you can do it?
Right?
Like the water boy?
You'll do it right?
Like Mike?
You're gonna do it, right?
....
Right?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

So, if it works, you can do it?
Right?
Like the water boy?
You'll do it right?
Like Mike?
You're gonna do it, right?
....
Right?

Do it .. do it do it do it ri-i-ight!
I got my mind set on you!