Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[AlwaysDancing]

The man beside me? My psychiatrist

Oh nice. Couples therapy on the first date is just being proactive.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Do you see that.....
Yea me either....
Guess you can't be that bad.

 

[Drinkmein]

Hey baby. I just lowered my A1C.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Yay! Let's celebrate with syrup shots

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yay! Let's celebrate with syrup shots

I just happen to have a large bottle of Robitussin!

 

[Bassytian]

Hey babe, I've reactivated my Netflix account

 

[TomTeacher19]

I snagged an illegal second ballot and voted for both Harris and Trump.

 

[SWR101]

I’m voting for RFK Jr….

 

[tallladiesman]

Who is RFKjr?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Who is RFKjr?

He’s the dropout so now we can’t have a threesome.

Hey. Need a third wheel for a threesome?

 

[Grant55]

Fuck politics

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Hey baby, want to sit around and talk politics?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hey baby, want to sit around and talk politics?

I am again running for mayor. Wanna fuck politics?

 

[dawn_of_night]

I am again running for mayor. Wanna fuck politics?

Well.... I was hoping for a president .....but I guess you'll do.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Well.... I was hoping for a president .....but I guess you'll do.

I'm the president of the historical society... want to come to one of the meetings with me? The building smells like old people

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You can be the President,
I’d rather be the Pope
You can be the side effect,
I’d rather be the dope.

Kick it

 

[dawn_of_night]

I'm the president of the historical society... want to come to one of the meetings with me? The building smells like old people

Oh. Is @UnquietDreamsgonna be there??? and all the other townfolk too?

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Maybe I can be your dusk in the morning??

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I'm the president of the historical society... want to come to one of the meetings with me? The building smells like old people

I don’t smell like that.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I don’t smell like that.

Are you one of those people that smell with their eyes?
I've always wanted to meet someone like that!

 

[Shenanigans90]

Are your legs tired? They should be because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

 

[Photog1rl]

Are your legs tired? They should be because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

Are we role-playing again? I thought you’d be the pony this time.

 

[Biggalute]

Are we role-playing again? I thought you’d be the pony this time.

Are you joking or do you really like my hair in ponytails?

 

[Bassytian]

*just shows up*

 

[LatinaSoCal1995]

"start by emptying your damn pockets"