Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Kitty_so_frisky]

So, er.... what day do your bins get collected?

Honestly don’t even know. I live in an apartment and don’t have to drag any bins to the curb and back. I do know @Btq97 celebrates the one true bin day: Tuesday

 

[positiveflirt]

Honestly don’t even know. I live in an apartment and don’t have to drag any bins to the curb and back. I do know @Btq97 celebrates the one true bin day: Tuesday

A kitty, huh? Wanna come back to my place and wake me up at random for no reason?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

A kitty, huh? Wanna come back to my place and wake me up at random for no reason?

Yes, right meow!

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Yes, right meow!
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Just call me Vlad

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Well Vlad, You want me to bring some color into your life?

 

[CX726577]

Up for dinner Impish Seraph? It's liver and grits night at Denny's!

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Up for dinner Impish Seraph? It's liver and grits night at Denny's!

Yum! Count me in! Who's liver?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Yum! Count me in! Who's liver?

Liver is my cat... I'm sure she's delicious

 

[SWR101]

I’d love to eat your pussy… cat, yes cat

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I have some bagpipes, I heard you can play a tune with your ass?

 

[SWR101]

I have some bagpipes, I heard you can play a tune with your ass?

Some say that’s how I play all the time…

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Hopefully Ill be as wild as riding an Emu...and the rope is just necessary? lol

As long as my Ostrich can come with me... she has separation anxiety. Don't worry, she won't watch

 

[Qky75]

As long as my Ostrich can come with me... she has separation anxiety. Don't worry, she won't watch

fine...the emu can come but no Doug.

 

[Bassytian]

*looks over the fence* Hey Tim! Want to come over and help me "crank my shaft?"

 

[AlwaysDancing]

You sound just like my ex when you moan.

 

[Coyote100]

Here is a position you probably never heard of.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Here is a position you probably never heard of.

The reverse half-back orangutan with a twist followed by a tuck and roll dismount? I love that one.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Im not sure my monkey will do that......!!!!

I can low pressure offer to demonstrate. And if it doesn’t take, no pressure. We were just monkeying around.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I can low pressure offer to demonstrate. And if it doesn’t take, no pressure. We were just monkeying around.

*Awkwardly starts singing Everybody’s Got Something to Hide, Except Me and My Monkey*

 

[SherlockianMan]

I've heard naughty monkeys require frequent spankings.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Who’s monkey?

Run’s monkey!

 

[Biggalute]

I like the one's with the red bums, do you have a red bum?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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[Biggalute]

Now that's flirting!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Uh... sorry, I don't like monkeys watching us... can you put him in the closet?