Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[AlwaysDancing]

Uh... sorry, I don't like monkeys watching us... can you put him in the closet?

No!!! We can go to the closet and leave the monkey on the bed. It’s cool. There’s a swing in there.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Uh... sorry, I don't like monkeys watching us... can you put him in the closet?

Hey!

Skip me.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Hey!

Skip me.

Is that a monkey in my pocket or am I happy to see you? ...wait, fuck

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Banana!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, ma'am, that's a pickle

 

[Shenanigans90]

No, ma'am, that's a pickle

How did you know Arkansas girls love pickles?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

How did you know Arkansas girls love pickles?

I’m not from Arkansas, but were they offered a nickel to tickle his pickle?

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

I’m not from Arkansas, but were they offered a nickel to tickle his pickle?

Miss, this is a Wendy's

 

[Photog1rl]

Miss, this is a Wendy's

Ars you a frosty cause you look cool.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Ars you a frosty cause you look cool.

I mean... I have half a frosty left, I'll share if you give me a ride home?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I mean... I have half a frosty left, I'll share if you give me a ride home?

Yeah!! Deal. Hop in my red flyer wagon.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Stranger Danger!
Is
Hot.

 

[Photog1rl]

Stranger Danger!
Is
Hot.

I've got a great recipe for grilled lamb.

 

[LatinaSoCal1995]

so you in or out? stop looking at the spiked belt.

 

[Trubbycat]

Have you ever used that belt as a leash? You have a nice neck.

 

[Apisto42]

Wanna see our DNAs do the funky dance?

Only if I get a shot of mRNA first you dirty buggerer.

 

[Trubbycat]

Can I smell you?
Someone said this to the stripper at a bachelor party I was at

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Sure, but can I smell your cat skeleton first? I have a thing for them...

 

[Joxlrg]

Can we take turns holding the wand in the hot tub??

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

There are like 4 old men in the hot tub too, but they won't watch

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker and moi.

I didn’t say nothing about not watching though.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I can look but can’t touch? Can I close my eyes and touch?

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Do you want to dance?

Yes? That's great!

Can I have your chair then?

You want him to give you a lap dance? May I record it to use for later?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

You want him to give you a lap dance? May I record it to use for later?

Hottest new dancing video directed by the ImpishSeraph. And action!!

 

[Sappho_CGN]

Why I followed you? Now, as you turn around I ask me that, too!

 

[summer_reine]

Are you a painting? Because you look like you were drawn by Picasso