Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[JackKingOff]

No, i am afraid you wont find a flashlight in them.

 

[LizVegas79]

If you had a jack king in the same suit that would be a better hand but you probably already knew that so I'm just wasting your time by making you read all this but I just wanted to say hi but I'll be going now so you can get back to your silly poker game. Oh, btw, hi.

 

[SWR101]

Sorry, I don’t do big gambling towns like Vegas, would you rather try somewhere smaller like Philadelphia or Biloxi, I hear Mississippi has been missed by all major hurricanes lately

 

[Bassytian]

Oh don't worry, the stitches will come out before our date! Or I could ask the doc to leave them in

 

[Photog1rl]

Speaking of gambling, do you like Kenny Rogers?? I've got the 8-track in my pinto.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I've got it on vinyl in my camper. I just need to spark up my generator

 

[JackKingOff]

You bring the music, i will bring the cards. We playing for money or clothes?

 

[SWR101]

I’ll take your money and you take my clothes… wait…

 

[Wand3rlust]

So, er.... what day do your bins get collected?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

So, er.... what day do your bins get collected?

Honestly don’t even know. I live in an apartment and don’t have to drag any bins to the curb and back. I do know @Btq97 celebrates the one true bin day: Tuesday

 

[positiveflirt]

Honestly don’t even know. I live in an apartment and don’t have to drag any bins to the curb and back. I do know @Btq97 celebrates the one true bin day: Tuesday

A kitty, huh? Wanna come back to my place and wake me up at random for no reason?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

A kitty, huh? Wanna come back to my place and wake me up at random for no reason?

Yes, right meow!

 

[Grant55]

Yes, right meow!
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Just call me Vlad

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Well Vlad, You want me to bring some color into your life?

 

[CX726577]

Up for dinner Impish Seraph? It's liver and grits night at Denny's!

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Up for dinner Impish Seraph? It's liver and grits night at Denny's!

Yum! Count me in! Who's liver?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Yum! Count me in! Who's liver?

Liver is my cat... I'm sure she's delicious

 

[SWR101]

I’d love to eat your pussy… cat, yes cat

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I have some bagpipes, I heard you can play a tune with your ass?

 

[SWR101]

I have some bagpipes, I heard you can play a tune with your ass?

Some say that’s how I play all the time…

 

[JJScurious]

I’d love to eat your pussy… cat, yes cat

I dont have a cat but I have an Emu if you want to bring the rope.......

 

[JJScurious]

Hopefully Ill be as wild as riding an Emu...and the rope is just necessary? lol

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Hopefully Ill be as wild as riding an Emu...and the rope is just necessary? lol

As long as my Ostrich can come with me... she has separation anxiety. Don't worry, she won't watch

 

[Qky75]

As long as my Ostrich can come with me... she has separation anxiety. Don't worry, she won't watch

fine...the emu can come but no Doug.

 

[Bassytian]

*looks over the fence* Hey Tim! Want to come over and help me "crank my shaft?"