Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[AlwaysDancing]

You sound just like my ex when you moan.

 

[Coyote100]

Here is a position you probably never heard of.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Here is a position you probably never heard of.

The reverse half-back orangutan with a twist followed by a tuck and roll dismount? I love that one.

 

[JJScurious]

The reverse half-back orangutan with a twist followed by a tuck and roll dismount? I love that one.

Im not sure my monkey will do that......!!!!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Im not sure my monkey will do that......!!!!

I can low pressure offer to demonstrate. And if it doesn’t take, no pressure. We were just monkeying around.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I can low pressure offer to demonstrate. And if it doesn’t take, no pressure. We were just monkeying around.

*Awkwardly starts singing Everybody’s Got Something to Hide, Except Me and My Monkey*

 

[SherlockianMan]

I've heard naughty monkeys require frequent spankings.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Who’s monkey?

Run’s monkey!

 

[Biggalute]

I like the one's with the red bums, do you have a red bum?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

 

[Biggalute]

Now that's flirting!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Uh... sorry, I don't like monkeys watching us... can you put him in the closet?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Uh... sorry, I don't like monkeys watching us... can you put him in the closet?

No!!! We can go to the closet and leave the monkey on the bed. It’s cool. There’s a swing in there.

 

[JJScurious]

I can low pressure offer to demonstrate. And if it doesn’t take, no pressure. We were just monkeying around.

Ape-solutely!! Monkey see....Monkey do...lol

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Uh... sorry, I don't like monkeys watching us... can you put him in the closet?

Hey!

Skip me.

 

[JJScurious]

I've heard naughty monkeys require frequent spankings.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Hey!

Skip me.

Is that a monkey in my pocket or am I happy to see you? ...wait, fuck

 

[JJScurious]

Banana!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Banana!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, ma'am, that's a pickle

 

[Shenanigans90]

No, ma'am, that's a pickle

How did you know Arkansas girls love pickles?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

How did you know Arkansas girls love pickles?

I’m not from Arkansas, but were they offered a nickel to tickle his pickle?

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

I’m not from Arkansas, but were they offered a nickel to tickle his pickle?

Miss, this is a Wendy's

 

[Photog1rl]

Miss, this is a Wendy's

Ars you a frosty cause you look cool.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Ars you a frosty cause you look cool.

I mean... I have half a frosty left, I'll share if you give me a ride home?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I mean... I have half a frosty left, I'll share if you give me a ride home?

Yeah!! Deal. Hop in my red flyer wagon.