Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

I wish you were my toe, so I could bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

 

[Deleted member 6353684]

I'm truly amazed you have the balls to claim you are 'well hung".

 

[Wriggle]

My tiny balls just make it look bigger

 

[dawn_of_night]

Are we role-playing again? I thought you’d be the pony this time.

Let me be your cowboy, darlin'

 

[dawn_of_night]

My tiny balls just make it look bigger

Youre beating way you are, balls or not...

 

[Wriggle]

Youre beating way you are, balls or not...

Star was fantastic Yoda see I

 

[dawn_of_night]

To fuck. Not fuck too. Fuck no question. Fuck.

 

[Divindisguise]

To fuck. Not fuck too. Fuck no question. Fuck.

I can write the alphabets with my tongue. Wanna see?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Will you write them with ketchup and mustard?
Or just ranch???

 

[Divindisguise]

I don’t dress my salads. I eat them completely naked

 

[MiaBabe23]

I see you didn’t bring any meat. That’s okay, I can cook with what you’ve got

 

[Wriggle]

Because your hands look like pans.

 

[dawn_of_night]

You're eyes are eggy to me ...

 

[SWR101]

Then let me butter that toast…

 

[dawn_of_night]

Please... Could you spread the jelly on thick

 

[MiaBabe23]

Is it supposed to be this gloopy?

 

[MiaBabe23]

I can write the alphabets with my tongue. Wanna see?

That’s not an incompetent flirt lol

 

[dawn_of_night]

Is it supposed to be this gloopy?

I like my jelly chopped....
That's up to you

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I write the alphabet with my tongue but I get it wrong and then I have to blow raspberries to erase it and try again.

 

[MiaBabe23]

I like my jelly chopped....
That's up to you

Then let it gush down my chin while I guzzle it

 

[37_ttej]

Then let it gush down my chin while I guzzle it

Hey gurl. You’re mi ‘A’ babe.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Hey gurl. You’re mi ‘A’ babe.

Oi Zooz, you must be an animal, let’s hear you roa
(So incompetent, couldn’t even spell roar lol)

 

[Azuldrgon]

Oi Zooz, you must be an animal, let’s hear you roa
(So incompetent, couldn’t even spell roar lol)

I love your accent.
Is it from Boston?

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Are you new? Have we talked before? So I know you? Wait wait wait don’t tell me…

(Hey Azul!)

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You like improv? I like improv! And card tricks!