Svenskaflicka
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My friend told me about this guy who had such a small dick that she had to excuse herself to go and get a magnifying glass, a tweezer, and a cube of sugar...
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Svenskaflicka said:Today's funny quote:
If the auto industry were like the computer industry, a car would now cost $50, would get 500mpg, and at a random time would explode, killing all passengers.
LOL! or nuns or hermits maybe.Svenskaflicka said:Without humour, all women would be lesbians...
ffreak said:Wait a minute - does that mean all lesbians are funny, or all men are funny?
Well, it's either that or, gasp, shudder, lesbian lawyer jokes. RFffreak said:Oh no! Now the hose jokes.
Robin Williams used the "women in comfortable shoes" line in the movie, "Goodmorning Vietnam". RFMathGirl said:There's some writer who refers to lesbians as "Women in comfortable shoes."
MG
Ps. How about Bella Abzug (pre death) on the cover of Cosmo?
Pps. No, forget that. Too scary.
I never saw the movie, so I must have read it. Sounds like something Kinky Friedman would write.Rumple Foreskin said:Robin Williams used the "women in comfortable shoes" line in the movie, "Goodmorning Vietnam". RF
Kinky might write that, (I call him by his first name because I've got two jars of his salsa in my old icebox) but all his lesbians are in the dance studio right above his NYC apartment.I never saw the movie, so I must have read it. Sounds like something Kinky Friedman would write.