Just a typical AH thread - nothing to see here

[MelissaBaby]

This feels like the place to express my absolute joy in being able to publish my writing here. This is a new experience for me. I'm 62 years old and had dreams of being a writer, but never truly went for it. You've given me a tremendous gift. It's the start of a new level of creativity and personal growth. I'm so very grateful.

Welcome. I'd like to suggest that you put a link to your author's page in your signature, so we can easily find your work.

 

[SimonDoom]

I'll echo what Holliday1960 wrote. I obviously like to add a lot of sarcasm and irreverence with my posts here, because I find, for me at least, that pointing out the nonsense all around helps keep me sane and positive in a world that can seem hopeless at times. But that doesn't mean I can't appreciate the sincerity behind the thread. Rather than point out specific people, I'll observe that over the nearly 7 years that I've participated in this forum, I've found that everybody, or nearly everybody, has written something here that I've appreciated. I regard the Author's Hangout as one of the more interesting and worthwhile online forums I've ever participated in. For a bunch of smut writers, we're a reasonably literate and informed bunch, and many have and appreciate a sense of humor. So, cheers.

 

[holliday1960]

I'll echo what Holliday1960 wrote. I obviously like to add a lot of sarcasm and irreverence with my posts here, because I find, for me at least, that pointing out the nonsense all around helps keep me sane and positive in a world that can seem hopeless at times. But that doesn't mean I can't appreciate the sincerity behind the thread. Rather than point out specific people, I'll observe that over the nearly 7 years that I've participated in this forum, I've found that everybody, or nearly everybody, has written something here that I've appreciated. I regard the Author's Hangout as one of the more interesting and worthwhile online forums I've ever participated in. For a bunch of smut writers, we're a reasonably literate and informed bunch, and many have and appreciate a sense of humor. So, cheers.

Yep, you're so right about that. And trying to list everyone is just futile. I'm seeing here, I left off one very admirable young woman, MelissaBaby. (She came along later in my short- lived Lit era but she's a HUGE inspiration, not only for fellow writers, but also for humanity in general. There are SO many of you and I apologize if I failed to mention everyone. As for YOU, SD... so YOU'RE the one! (keeping sane and positive, I mean.) Can't have that now, can we? And while we're on that subject, just what part of having sex with a jellyfish, or whatever those creepy things were, makes you sane? PSA here folks... *whispers behind my hand* It's the ones who don't THINK they're crazy that you have to be leery of, you know.

 

[Sparky74]

Yep, you're so right about that. And trying to list everyone is just futile. I'm seeing here, I left off one very admirable young woman, MelissaBaby. (She came along later in my short- lived Lit era but she's a HUGE inspiration, not only for fellow writers, but also for humanity in general. There are SO many of you and I apologize if I failed to mention everyone. As for YOU, SD... so YOU'RE the one! (keeping sane and positive, I mean.) Can't have that now, can we? And while we're on that subject, just what part of having sex with a jellyfish, or whatever those creepy things were, makes you sane? PSA here folks... *whispers behind my hand* It's the ones who don't THINK they're crazy that you have to be leery of, you know.

What a lovely post

 

[SimonDoom]

As for YOU, SD... so YOU'RE the one! (keeping sane and positive, I mean.) Can't have that now, can we?

I know for a fact that I'm the only one who is sane because I appear to be the only person who can actually see the funny little people inside the walls of my house. The strange facial expression my guests have when I try to point the little people out is proof positive that there's just something . . . not right with them. It's not easy, standing alone.

 

[MelissaBaby]

What a lovely post

Yeah, I fucking love posts about me.

 

[ElectricBlue]

I know for a fact that I'm the only one who is sane because I appear to be the only person who can actually see the funny little people inside the walls of my house. The strange facial expression my guests have when I try to point the little people out is proof positive that there's just something . . . not right with them. It's not easy, standing alone.

Ahh, that explains your hottest female creation, the Lady Doctor in your penis fish story. I did wonder why the detailed description of the white lab coat was so... detailed. Perhaps the long sleeves and the cuffs that did up at the back should have been a clue...

 

[SimonDoom]

Ahh, that explains your hottest female creation, the Lady Doctor in your penis fish story. I did wonder why the detailed description of the white lab coat was so... detailed. Perhaps the long sleeves and the cuffs that did up at the back should have been a clue...

I'd be cautious if I were you. I'm working on an "EB spoof" story, and there's no telling what direction it might go (or when it might get done, for that matter). A charming older man meets two younger, nubile women in a cafe, of course. It's a challenge stretching out the sentences and adding commas. Working title: "Two Girls, One Mug."

 

[ElectricBlue]

I'd be cautious if I were you. I'm working on an "EB spoof" story, and there's no telling what direction it might go (or when it might get done, for that matter). A charming older man meets two younger, nubile women in a cafe, of course. It's a challenge stretching out the sentences and adding commas. Working title: "Two Girls, One Mug."

Good man, but I'm not really afraid. According to my informal count, that would be Start #55, thereabouts, maybe #56.

Make sure their ages are flexible, and can easily be aged up without losing credibility, would be my advice. Maybe your mom could play a cameo role - every cafe needs an owner.

Carry on .

 

[TxRad]

Hey, we got a rain shower!

 

[FantasySharer1]

@DarkSollat and @CurtGiles46 are very encouraging to share fantasies and story ideas with. They provide excellent feedback on story ideas while not bursting people's fantasy bubbles.

@policywank has the most sophisticated, well-thought out, and stability-inducing thoughts on cuckolding/hotwifing and wife-sharing that I have ever seen. She could be a lecturer on the subject with her depth of thought and knowledge.

 

[AwkwardlySet]

Hey, we got a rain shower!

Haven't discovered running water yet?

 

[MillieDynamite]

I really should be writing right now. But I'm on a coffee break, then back to the salt mine with spoon spoon-sized shovel. Getting your daily quota with such a small tool takes a lot of digging. Please refrain from other small references. It's a wetish day today.

 

[TxRad]

Haven't discovered running water yet?

I'd love enough rain to have running water. Right now, the rain drops fall and the dust swallows them whole.

 

[MrPixel]

Hey, we got a rain shower!

And it came while you were moving a mattress, right?

 

[TxRad]

Nope, mowing the front lawn. It didn't even settle the dust enough so I could take off my mask. All the new mattresses are in place and all the old ones are gone.

 

[MrPixel]

Yeah, I knew the new bedding was already inside, but the irony of the proximity of circumstances was fun to poke at.

 

[MillieDynamite]

With all this friggen rain, Pop's lawn will need another mowing. At least it'll be cooler when I get there. Not today, maybe Sunday.

 

[theWollstonecraftWoman]

With all this friggen rain, Pop's lawn will need another mowing. At least it'll be cooler when I get there. Not today, maybe Sunday.

Lucky you! Why not hire someone?

 

[MillieDynamite]

And get my adoption revoked for waisting money? I don't think so.

Lucky you! Why not hire someone?

 

[Bamagan]

And get my adoption revoked for waisting money? I don't think so.

Pretty sure there's no backsies on your adoption at this point.

 

[TxRad]

But if there is, let us know. I'm sure you'll get a million offers to adopt from all the pervs around here.

 

[Djmac1031]

Gonna latch on to this thread to announce:

I'm attempting to quit vaping.

I used vaping to get me off cigarettes several years ago and it worked wonderfully.

But now it's finally time to kick this habit as well.

So, all positive thoughts and suggestions will be welcomed.

Because I'm probably gonna be pretty moody the next several weeks.

 

[Sparky74]

Sending you positive thoughts from UK

It may be banned totally here in the UK when there is a change of government in 2024

 

[EmilyMiller]

Gonna latch on to this thread to announce:

I'm attempting to quit vaping.

I used vaping to get me off cigarettes several years ago and it worked wonderfully.

But now it's finally time to kick this habit as well.

So, all positive thoughts and suggestions will be welcomed.

Because I'm probably gonna be pretty moody the next several weeks.

Why not embark on a complicated and labyrinthine, multi-part writing project to distract you ?

And good luck .

Em