AwkwardlySet
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They reeep your urinary tract, as a wise man once said.
Just a typical AH thread - nothing to see here
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onehitwanda
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It's got Gin in it. Gin's a thoroughly British drink - entirely passive-aggressive little whore of a thing. Brandy's french and refined, Whisky's overbearing and gaelic and in your face.
Pimm's just sidles up to you and goes "you alright, love?" and next thing you know it's three in the morning and you're at some dodgy Turkish corner shop trying to buy a kebab.
onehitwanda
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Honestly, I haven't laughed as much as I've laughed tonight in quite some time. It's... nice.
I love you all, you bunch of misfits.
I love you all, you bunch of misfits.
djrip
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MillieDynamite
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Um, Dahmer used that to the fullest, right? Come on in, kid, put your feet up. Want some pot or beer? Excuse me, I should put that big assed knife up!
It's like a Jeffrey. Just this nice bloke from down the road, isn't he?
onehitwanda
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It's like a Jeffrey. Just this nice bloke from down the road, isn't he?
djrip
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How about a little boiling water in your skull hole?
onehitwanda
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... wait. What?
djrip
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Just Dahmer things.
MillieDynamite
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Surely, onehitewanda, you've heard of Jeffery Dahmer, the lover of all things, um fun? Converted to Christianity just in time to get shived in the showers?
onehitwanda
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That's my nightmares sorted for tonight then.
onehitwanda
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I know who he is, and I know a fair bit about what he did, but... but those words that @djrip wrote... surely not? Surely he didn't... did he?
Oh my Christ.
DickandDoof
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Did I miss something? Is this now Emily’s negativity and being mean to each other thread? It seems to have changed a bit since I was last here.
MillieDynamite
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Why, yes, yes, he most certainly did. Aren't serial killers grand? Edmund Kemper drove around with a severed head in the front seat of his car for hours. He was so upset with the person he was he turned himself in, and at first, the cops didn't believe him.
MillieDynamite
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No certainly not, we are reveling in the fact we ain't serial killers.
DickandDoof
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No serial killers allowed here? Guess that leaves me out.
MillieDynamite
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No, @DickandDoof you can come in if you leave us alive and well. I like serial killers, written about a few, though they have issues.
EmilyMiller
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Could we maybe start another serial killers thread?
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DickandDoof
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Hey stranger.
Em
Why whatever do you mean? I’m not any stranger than I used to be. OK, maybe just a little bit stranger.
DickandDoof
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What’s not to like? I’ve invested 15 years of my life in watching Criminal Minds, so know a fair deal when I’m offered it. I promise I’ll leave you all well and alive.
AchtungNight
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I always have a soft spot for serial killers. Provided they can put the knife down at some point. If Frank Castle can do it… if Elektra can do it… surely you can too, Camellia. Surely. Crap. [Arue snipes Camellia and sends her to the Abyss where she belongs] Phew!
EmilyMiller
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I guess this thread has had a good run before going off the rails twice today.
I’m going to start a new thread about positive things and rename this one to something more appropriate.
The same will happen to the new one, of course. I might give up then.
Either way, this thread is now officially broken.
Em
I’m going to start a new thread about positive things and rename this one to something more appropriate.
The same will happen to the new one, of course. I might give up then.
Either way, this thread is now officially broken.
Em
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JaxRhapsody
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Ah... Bramblethorns avatar finally revealed.
Zootonius
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That would be uncertain.
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