Just a typical AH thread - nothing to see here

[MediocreAuthor]

Would shipping @NoTalentHack and @MediocreAuthor go in celebrity or erotic couplings?

No. It has to have Incest as well. We need to include Fetish, BDSM, Anal, E&V as well.

This could be the Lit story to end all Lit stories!

Any erotica involving me and anyone from this site would be NC/R and would certainly involve me getting noncon'd, because I'm not interested in fucking any of you people... nice, attractive folks though you may be.

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But please, don't let me derail.

@Duleigh deserves some credit for being my sweet old grampa... Always there with reasonably good advice and a million anecdotal stories

 

[djrip]

Any erotica involving me and anyone from this site would be NC/R and would certainly involve me getting noncon'd, because I'm not interested in fucking any of you people... nice, attractive folks though you may be.

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But please, don't let me derail.

@Duleigh deserves some credit for being my sweet old grampa... Always there with reasonably good advice and a million anecdotal stories

There's always MC, NC/R's creepy roommate.

 

[lovecraft68]

If they had glue, the kids ate it.

I grew up in the time where schools had that super thick white paste with the orange cap that had the dipstick to spread it. We ate a lot of paste back then.

 

[lovecraft68]

This thread reminds me of one of my favorite lines(Probably used elsewhere, but I know it from Megadeth's Peace Sells but who's buying?)

What do you mean I'm not kind? I'm just not your kind.

 

[MelissaBaby]

I grew up in the time where schools had that super thick white paste with the orange cap that had the dipstick to spread it. We ate a lot of paste back then.

My brother and I once rubbed Elmers Glue all over our faces and arms, then when it dried, pealed it half way off, then ran to our mom screaming that our skin was coming off.

It was his idea. I swear it was.

 

[Voboy]

When I was on my junior high newspaper staff, we did layout using rubber cement. LOTS of rubber cement. Aside from huffing it, we used to take long gooey strings of it and pretend it was snot.

Good times. We've lost a lot by abandoning analog and going digital.

 

[Bamagan]

Any erotica involving me and anyone from this site would be NC/R and would certainly involve me getting noncon'd, because I'm not interested in fucking any of you people... nice, attractive folks though you may be.

Well, we can only put it in NC/R if you end up enjoying it.

 

[joy_of_cooking]

Regardless, stop it!

Maybe we should err on the side of not continuing after replies like this?

 

[MediocreAuthor]

Maybe we should err on the side of not continuing after replies like this?

Thank you. That is the safest way to be.

In this particular case though, I really don't mind the jokes.

As long as they're just jokes, It's alright.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Thank you. That is the safest way to be.

In this particular case though, I really don't mind the jokes.

As long as they're just jokes, It's alright.

They are just jokes, hun .

Back on track. @seraph_nocturne is a lovely lady.

Em

 

[onehitwanda]

I am late to this thread. That makes me sad. So I shall use a gif.

https://imgur.com/a/1PfCBVH

 

[EmilyMiller]

I am late to this thread. That makes me sad. So I shall use a gif.

https://imgur.com/a/1PfCBVH

I don’t always get your gifs, sweetie.

Em

 

[onehitwanda]

I don’t always get your gifs, sweetie.

Em

I like this thread. It is a very nice thread.

 

[Rustyoznail]

This thread has a nice arse?

 

[onehitwanda]

This thread has a nice arse?

Well, it is Emily's thread, so that kind of goes with the... er... territory?

 

[SeraphNocturne]

-Peeks from under her rock.- ...Thank you kindly.

Honestly, you're all pretty stellar individuals. Given the drama ship has been heavy in these waters the last few weeks, this thread is fantastic to balance it. I've been scrolling through for shots of dopamine from all the cutesy comments flying through here. Well done @EmilyMiller.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Well, it is Emily's thread, so that kind of goes with the... er... territory?

You and your silver tongue .

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

-Peeks from under her rock.- ...Thank you kindly.

Honestly, you're all pretty stellar individuals. Given the drama ship has been heavy in these waters the last few weeks, this thread is fantastic to balance it. I've been scrolling through for shots of dopamine from all the cutesy comments flying through here. Well done @EmilyMiller.

Thank you, hun .

Em

 

[onehitwanda]

You and your silver tongue .

Em

oh, you know, just me and the old honeyed words...

 

[EmilyMiller]

oh, you know, just me and the old honeyed words...

You don’t carry off innocence that well .

But I like you that way .

Em

 

[onehitwanda]

You don’t carry off innocence that well .

But I like you that way .

Em

A Thesaurus ate my innocence.

 

[Sparky74]

Happy Sunday to you All it's Sunday Evening 23.48 here in the UK so nearly Monday, this looked like a lovely Thread to join so I took the Plunge. Love to know if there are other UK lovely Lit people in here?

Thanks All Sparky

 

[EmilyMiller]

Happy Sunday to you All it's Sunday Evening 23.48 here in the UK so nearly Monday, this looked like a lovely Thread to join so I took the Plunge. Love to know if there are other UK lovely Lit people in here?

Thanks All Sparky

I’m marrying into the old Empire [sort of] if that counts.

Em

 

[Sparky74]

I’m marrying into the old Empire [sort of] if that counts.

Em

Yes I would say it does

Sp

 

[EmilyMiller]

Yes I would say it does

Sp

I think - if we relocated to the UK (not a plan) that I could [eventually] get a British passport.

Em