Just a typical AH thread - nothing to see here

[MetaBob]

@seraph_nocturne is a lovely lady.

Em

Seconded. Just as Altissimus and HappySpouse are good dudes. VixGiovanni and Emmeran did me a solid. And Emmeline, oh where and wherefore have you gone?

 

[MrPixel]

Wow. Away from the forum for, oh, 10 hours maybe and all heck has broken loose! I can't begin to catch up with the avalanche of gallimaufry! It's all Emily's fault!
Bad Emily. Bad.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Wow. Away from the forum for, oh, 10 hours maybe and all heck has broken loose! I can't begin to catch up with the avalanche of gallimaufry! It's all Emily's fault!
Bad Emily. Bad.

Most things are, hun.

Most things are.

Em

 

[Sparky74]

I think - if we relocated to the UK (not a plan) that I could [eventually] get a British passport.

Em

Yes am sure you could

Sp

 

[Sparky74]

Morning Everyone it's a Holiday Monday Here in the UK Today.

Whatever your doing today hope it can be the best day it can be?

Why not call someone who you may not have spoken to in a while just to check in see how there doing you never know you might just make there day.

 

[Rustyoznail]

After that left turn, I'll try and get things back on the tracks.

One of the great good guys around her is the one and only Rusty. Even if he is an Aussy.

I'll second that. @Rustyoznail volunteered to edit my first story! What a kind and generous welcome!

Aww, shucks. Well, if it wasn't for @HeyAll helping me with my first couple of stories, I may not still be here. So, being helpful has an impact.

Oh, and Tx - who's this "her" you say I'm around? It can't be Em - she's on the wrong side of the big puddle.

 

[TxRad]

Uh, someone stole one of my e's when I wasn't looking. I swear.

 

[Bamagan]

Uh, someone stole one of my e's when I wasn't looking. I swear.

It was mee. Apologies. If I give it back now, though, technically it was just borrowing.

 

[TxRad]

After reading your location, you just go ahead and keep it.

 

[SimonDoom]

Words of universal hope and goodwill on this Monday morning:

All you need is lube.
All you need is lube.
All you need is lube, lube.
Lube is all you need.

There's nothing you can drill that can't be drilled.
Nothing you can fill that can't be filled.
Nothing you can do but with that little magic tube,
It's easy.

All you need is lube.
All you need is lube.
All you need is lube, lube.
Lube is all you need.

 

[LexxRuthless]

A Thesaurus ate my innocence.

Okay, my twisted mind HAD to wonder, "What would that look like coming out the other end?"

"Thesaurus droppings."

 

[SimonDoom]

A Thesaurus ate my innocence.

Are you sure you don't mean purity, chastity, immaculateness, or virtue?

 

[onehitwanda]

Are you sure you don't mean purity, chastity, immaculateness, or virtue?

 

[onehitwanda]

Patience is a virtue,
Virtue is a grace,
Grace is a little girl
who didn't wash her face.

 

[ProdigalTrollop]

I'm giving a shout out to @EmilyMiller, who is friend, smart, and oh so sexy!

 

[EmilyMiller]

I'm giving a shout out to @EmilyMiller, who is friend, smart, and oh so sexy!

Thank you, hun .

Em

 

[SimonDoom]

Patience is a virtue,
Virtue is a grace,
Grace is a little girl
who didn't wash her face.

Writing half-done story, story going sour
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's writing, but half of them are crazy
The rest of them waste time here because they're addled and they're lazy

Been wasting most their time
Living in the Hangout Paradise
No reason and no rhyme
Living in the Hangout Paradise
I'd do better as a mime
Than living in the Hangout Paradise
Can't remember the daytime
Living in the Hangout Paradise

Tell me why are we, so blind to see
That the smut that we write, is obscenity
Tell me why are we, so blind to see
That the smut that we write, is obscenity.

OK, maybe it's not exactly what Em is looking for, but the mood struck me and maybe it will give someone a chuckle.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Writing half-done story, story going sour
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's writing, but half of them are crazy
The rest of them waste time here because they're addled and they're lazy

Been wasting most their time
Living in the Hangout Paradise
No reason and no rhyme
Living in the Hangout Paradise
I'd do better as a mime
Than living in the Hangout Paradise
Can't remember the daytime
Living in the Hangout Paradise

Tell me why are we, so blind to see
That the smut that we write, is obscenity
Tell me why are we, so blind to see
That the smut that we write, is obscenity.

OK, maybe it's not exactly what Em is looking for, but the mood struck me and maybe it will give someone a chuckle.

Em is not displeased

 

[SimonDoom]

Em is not displeased

You're a good sport, Em. It's one of the best possible qualities one can have in a crazy place like this. Heck, it's a good quality anywhere.

 

[Sparky74]

You're a good sport, Em. It's one of the best possible qualities one can have in a crazy place like this. Heck, it's a good quality anywhere.

Completely agree

 

[ProdigalTrollop]

I am grateful today to be alive and to have the opportunity to be with people I love, and to do things that I love doing.

 

[Sparky74]

I am grateful today to be alive and to have the opportunity to be with people I love, and to do things that I love doing.

I would definitely agree with that.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Patience is a virtue,
Virtue is a grace,
Grace is a little girl
who didn't wash her face.

I have this line in my work-in-progress:

Patience is a virtue, and demons aren’t generally big on virtue. I pounced on Whitney and she fell back, giggling as she did.

 

[MediocreAuthor]

I want to point out that I love this thread and the positivity that we're showing within it.
That said, the title of the tread only makes me think of one thing, every time I see it:

 

[onehitwanda]

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What is this? A photo for ants?