Like Me, Have You Ever

Yes, just once, but it was oddly memorable.

Hell no.

You mean, before I bought the house, have I had sex in all the rooms? Of course not.

LM,HYE have you ever sworn a very recent sex partner to absolute secrecy regarding the tryst you shared?
Lots of hiking sex.
Caught once, the people turned and walked the other way.
How do you know if it’s the right house then? (We didn’t buy it.)

LMHYE met someone really famous in a random situation?
 
LMHYE met someone really famous in a random situation?
I don't know if this counts, but I used to drive limousines, and sometimes I would arrive at the airport for a job to find out that the client was a celebrity.

Without naming names (which would age me), I can recall an NBA player in Portland to see people at Nike; a college football player newly drafted to the Seattle Seahawks, in town for the same reason; a sitcom star doing a standup act; a pop singer doing a morning radio show; and others.

LMHYE had a lover who drove you nuts with their incessant moaning and groaning about their former lover ... and yet you continued sleeping with them because they were that good in bed.
 
I don't know if this counts, but I used to drive limousines, and sometimes I would arrive at the airport for a job to find out that the client was a celebrity.

Without naming names (which would age me), I can recall an NBA player in Portland to see people at Nike; a college football player newly drafted to the Seattle Seahawks, in town for the same reason; a sitcom star doing a standup act; a pop singer doing a morning radio show; and others.

LMHYE had a lover who drove you nuts with their incessant moaning and groaning about their former lover ... and yet you continued sleeping with them because they were that good in bed.
No, thankfully.

LMHYE had a lover that it was solely about the sex?
 
Yes, and I used to regret it.

LMHYE Taken so long to finish that your partner had to demand you stop? And for a bonus, Convinced them to let you continue?
 
Yes, and I used to regret it.

LMHYE Taken so long to finish that your partner had to demand you stop? And for a bonus, Convinced them to let you continue?
Yes, i have to both

LMHYE had a lover that enjoyed cuddling, foreplay over sex?
 
No. Does having sex with a fellow student in a university building count for a consolation prize?

LMHYE had sex with someone within 15 minutes of meeting them?
 
Almost… more like 30 minutes…

LMHYE been instantly attracted to someone who is already married?
 
Yes, at least two times in my life, maybe three.

LMHYE had anchovies on a pizza? (I know, breaks with the theme, but it popped into my head.)
 
Yes, at least two times in my life, maybe three.

LMHYE had anchovies on a pizza? (I know, breaks with the theme, but it popped into my head.)
Nope, i don't like anchovies

LMHYE had bacon and green peppers on a pizza?
 
No, I have not, but have always thought about it.

LMHYE danced in middle of a public street?
I can actually lay claim to the 2 above me, I danced naked down the street. Wasn’t my finest moment.

LMHYE been asked to leave an all you can eat buffet
 
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