mortis
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Yes a car BJ was interrupted by a flashlight…No. Just two other people.
LMHYE been caught during car sex?
LMHYE seen a friend naked?
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Yes a car BJ was interrupted by a flashlight…No. Just two other people.
LMHYE been caught during car sex?
YesYes a car BJ was interrupted by a flashlight…
LMHYE seen a friend naked?
Absolutely! I am a huge fan of photo shoot fun!Yes
LMHYE taken sexy photos of a friend?
LMHYE been surprised at the degree of both your hunger, and your willingness to go to practically any lengths to sate that hunger?
Yes.Not an interstate.
LMHYE tried a kink you thought you’d like but then realized it was t your thing?
Yes, marinara sauce.Yes.
A real man doesn't talk though.
LMHYE.....accidentally added salt instead of sugar to something???
Yes.Yes, marinara sauce.
LMHYE seen a movie at a drive-in theater?
Yes.Yes.
There is a drive-in 20 minutes from my home.
LMHYE.....Went on a date and forgot your wallet.
Thankfully, no.Yes.
LMHYE been on a date that went poorly, so you decided to go out with friends afterword and ran into the person from that date, again?
No. Does that really happen?Thankfully, no.
LMHYE.....Turned down sex after the 1st date???
Yes. I NEVER have sex on the 1st date.No. Does that really happen?
LMHYE had your name appear on a TSA watchlist?
I didn't...I stayed...it was a long movie too...Sooooo loooonnnnnngggggggYes. I NEVER have sex on the 1st date.
No, I have not. LOL.
LMHYE.....Walked out from a horrible date???
Played what???I didn't...I stayed...it was a long movie too...Sooooo loooonnnnnnggggggg
LMHYE played in your office?
No, but I should have I'm told, by the one who I didn't date.Played what???
I had sex in my old office, if that's what you mean. LOL.
LMHYE.....dated sisters???
No.No, but I should have I'm told, by the one who I didn't date.
LMHYE dated the wrong sister?
Maybe so.No, but I should have I'm told, by the one who I didn't date.
LMHYE dated the wrong sister?
No...lol...I have not.Maybe so.
LMHYE played strip poker with sisters?
No.No.
LMHYE blown a piston through the engine block going down the highway?
Gosh that must have been scary.No.
LMHYE.....Got blown off the road by a tornado???
It certainly was. LOL.Gosh that must have been scary.
LMHYE blown a truck driver?
Unfortunately, yes.It certainly was. LOL.
No.
LMHYE.....accidently used salt instead of sugar when cooking???
As a kid, once or twice, but not very much. Not as an adult.Unfortunately, yes.
LM, HYE lent money to someone you're pretty sure will never pay it back?
Yes, several.As a kid, once or twice, but not very much. Not as an adult.
LM, HYE seen a torndado?
NoYes, several.
LM, have you ever been in the eye of a Cat 4 hurricane?
Thankfully noNo
LMHYE ran into a large rattlesnake?