Like Me, Have You Ever

[PandemicReader8]

I was topless on a beach in Punta Cana & in Croatia. Not fully nude.

LMHYE participated in a motorcycle poker run??

Yes!

LMHYE participated in a poker river run, in/on a boat or jet ski?

 

[Leigh81]

Yes!

LMHYE participated in a poker river run, in/on a boat or jet ski?

No, possibly next year (Lake Muskoka)

LMHYE made a big purchase without telling your SO??

 

[awired50]

No, possibly next year (Lake Muskoka)

LMHYE made a big purchase without telling your SO??

Yes.

LMHYE caught someone naked expectantly?

 

[mortis]

LMHYE slid down a hill and got impaled by a piece of rebar

OMG no, sorry for you tanjaguar.

LMHYE sheared a sheep with scissors?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

OMG no, sorry for you tanjaguar.

LMHYE sheared a sheep with scissors?

I have not!

LMHYE milked cows using milking machines?

 

[awired50]

I have not!

LMHYE milked cows using milking machines?

No.

LMHYE milked your prostate?

 

[mortis]

No.

LMHYE milked your prostate?

Not yet…

LMHYE milked a cow?

 

[awired50]

Not yet…

LMHYE milked a cow?

No.

LMHYE rode a horse naked?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

No.

LMHYE rode a horse naked?

Nope.

LMHYE thrown axes?

 

[awired50]

Yes

LMHYE fired a rocket launcher?

No.

HYE jet skied?

 

[Soccerfanpen21]

No.

HYE jet skied?

A few times.

LMHYE gone tubing behind a boat?

 

[Leigh81]

A few times.

LMHYE gone tubing behind a boat?

Yes up at the cottage but I prefer water skiing

LMHYE gone on a booze cruise on a boat like the Jolly Roger??

 

[woodworkerdom]

Yes up at the cottage but I prefer water skiing

LMHYE gone on a booze cruise on a boat like the Jolly Roger??

No.

LMHYE had sex on a boat. (my boat has a cabin and I've often let the boat drift while playing down below, in more ways than one.)

 

[BongoGal]

LMHYE had sex on a boat.

I'll say yes, but it wasn't Like you. For me, it was a simple rowboat. A very uncomfortable rowboat.

LMHYE denied being aroused at a moment when you most certainly were?

 

[woodworkerdom]

I'll say yes, but it wasn't Like you. For me, it was a simple rowboat. A very uncomfortable rowboat.

LMHYE denied being aroused at a moment when you most certainly were?

Yes. What's a guy to do when he almost gets caught viewing porn?

LMHYE done something sexual in an inappropriate place? (not just outdoors or other 'mainstream' kinky things? I got naked in the sanctuary of a church and walk around for 10 minutes).

 

[lilmissdarling]

Nothing comes to mind.

LMHYE gone floating on a river or creek with friends, drinking the day away?

 

[woodworkerdom]

Nothing comes to mind.

LMHYE gone floating on a river or creek with friends, drinking the day away?

YES. have always loved doing that.

LMHYE secretly watched someone for your sexual pleasure? (I've found a few open curtains in my day)

 

[BongoGal]

LMHYE secretly watched someone for your sexual pleasure?

Yes, but I have never gone out of my way to watch someone like that. It has always just happened.

LMHYE sworn anyone to absolute secrecy after a sex act?

 

[awired50]

Yes, but I have never gone out of my way to watch someone like that. It has always just happened.

LMHYE sworn anyone to absolute secrecy after a sex act?

Yes.

LMHYE did something sexually you would have never dreamed of?

 

[Leigh81]

Yes.

LMHYE did something sexually you would have never dreamed of?

Yes, several

LMHYE gotten sexually excited more from sex talk than actual sex??

 

[BongoGal]

LMHYE gotten sexually excited more from sex talk than actual sex??

I can get quite excited via sex talk, but it's always just a prelude to 'actual sex', however that is defined.

LMHYE made a detailed schedule for yourself that had a time listed for a masturbation break?

 

[awired50]

I can get quite excited via sex talk, but it's always just a prelude to 'actual sex', however that is defined.

LMHYE made a detailed schedule for yourself that had a time listed for a masturbation break?

Yes.

LMHYE left work to go home and masturbate?

 

[Dashabout]

Yes.

LMHYE left work to go home and masturbate?

I work from home so it's not a problem, before that there was always a restroom for that.

LMHYE had to stop during a long drive to scratch that itch?

 

[Swuchmann]

I just scratch while driving in the right lane.

LMHYE hosted a top to fuck you while your wife is out of town?

 

[awired50]

I just scratch while driving in the right lane.

LMHYE hosted a top to fuck you while your wife is out of town?

No.

LMHYE had a prostate orgasm?