Litmerick

[FifthFlower]

Can't Stop Faking It

She had faked it so long, when alone,
Masturbating, without her man's bone
Pumping wilding at will,
She was faking it still,
Fooled herself, and pretended to groan.

 

[FifthFlower]

A lecher will spin her around,
Watch her skirt lift up high off the ground,
And he'll drop to one knee--
There are thighs there to see--
Since his halo nobody has found.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

If you've got a good buzzing vibber
You don't need a man with a dibber
By the times he is spent
And he's drooping and bent
He can only collapse and gibber.

 

[FifthFlower]

It's Hard to Wake Him Up

When he's done, a man's likely to get
Rather limp, fall asleep, and I bet
He will then start to snore,
Just when I want some more,
Since I faked it and I am still wet.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Ooooooooh bad girl!!

 

[foehn2]

Laff!

my fantasy broken, oh well

there were bodies
and lips;
it was
swell.

our union abated
when real life invaded

a keyboard's a lousy hotel



​

Laff!

 

[FifthFlower]

Testing Her Viagra Antidote Out on Him

She gave him her poems to read
Though he'd rather be giving her seed.
"Babe, if you can get through
All of these, then I'll do
What you want, if you still feel the need."

 

[sophieloves]

well her buttocks were all of a quiver
awaiting his hand made her shiver
but it wasn't the cold
made her nips stiff and bold
'twas the thoughts of what he would deliver

 

[sophieloves]

well his voice it was low, almost gruff
"wanna knock one out, right off the cuff"
she mistook his intent
wrote a story, gave vent
when what he meant was to cam in the buff!

 

[sophieloves]

now the video clips were delicious
and we all know how cum is nutritious
spent too long in her seat
opening files she can't eat
now her weight loss is hardly suspicious

 

[sophieloves]

her heart beat so fast, all aflutter
in her mouth he would melt, just like butter
but when push came to shove
he lacked skills - oral love
left her gagging and sporting a stutter!

 

[FifthFlower]

Just Tell Him You're Not Wearing Panties

Nice limericks, sophieloves. I liked your comment about being put on a pedestal in your signature.

On a pedestal, visible where
Any guy with two eyes will now stare,
She was put by her man,
And so anyone can
Judge how sweet is her sheer underwear.

 

[sophieloves]

hahahhaa - funny - the irony of that limerick - put up on the pedestal of purity except now they can all see right up her skirt. fab-tastic

and ty for your comments. they were fun to write x

 

[FifthFlower]

Fat But Who Cares

She is chubby. Her hubby agrees,
But her boyfriend don't care, and he sees
Her as cute, quite a fox
With a pretty pink box,
That he gets when he falls to his knees.

 

[drown]

a fuck i once threw as a pity
in an old but familiar city...

though just once
t'was like glue...

or
like stepped-in dog poo

GO AWAY!

you're a stench!

you were shitty!​

 

[PandoraGlitters]

a fuck i once threw as a pity
in an old but familiar city...

though just once
t'was like glue...

or
like stepped-in dog poo

GO AWAY!

you're a stench!

you were shitty!​

This is funny, though it sounds awful for you. I especially like how the last two sentences work to emphasize the meter.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Be careful and look from each angle
When your cock intending to dangle.
Be sure it will fit
Is not covered in shit
Tight or smelly will certainly mangle.

 

[sophieloves]

a fuck i once threw as a pity
in an old but familiar city...

though just once
t'was like glue...

or
like stepped-in dog poo

GO AWAY!

you're a stench!

you were shitty!​

thank goodness for small ditties. i understood and enjoyed this.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

thank goodness for small ditties. i understood and enjoyed this.

So I am not the only one ........sigh .....

 

[sophieloves]

i have dreadful trouble understanding drown's pieces for the most part - but recognise this is down to me not seeing their references much of the time. when i do get them, their relevance is absolute... but i do wonder why i have to struggle so hard at times. still, it's how they write, and i am told by far smarter people than myself that their work is exemplary - once you understand their meanings.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

It's not just this poet I sometimes think I haven't got (or read) the same dictionaries and I won't ask for fear of being thought a real dumbo (am blonde you know!)

 

[sophieloves]

It's not just this poet I sometimes think I haven't got (or read) the same dictionaries and I won't ask for fear of being thought a real dumbo (am blonde you know!)

haha, so am i - NO excuses

google is my friend, though i don't come across too many unfamiliar words - it's more the references i miss completely, especially if they are to american places/films/faces/politics

 

[drown]

it's not all potatos and meat
or simple black shoes
for your feet...

sometimes...
ideation
with
odd syncopation

supplies
a
more-delicate
heat​

 

[sophieloves]

*nods* yeah - that too

 

[FifthFlower]

It's not just this poet I sometimes think I haven't got (or read) the same dictionaries and I won't ask for fear of being thought a real dumbo (am blonde you know!)

I don't understand what some poets are saying even when I know what all the words mean.